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    Well reasoned decision

    My wife asked me the other day, "At your age, what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Johnny Walker Black, than to forget where you keep the bottle."
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    The Sensitive Man

    The Sensitive Man A woman met a man in a bar. They talked; they connected; they ended up leaving together.. They got back to his place, And as he showed her around his apartment. she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There...
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    PENIS SURGERY

    Penis Surgery A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however...
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    Sad Passing

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay...
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    The Dreaded Phone Call

    The Dreaded Phone Call My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything OK at the office?" I said, "It is all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said "Of course, What is it?"...
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    Best Lawyer Story

    The best lawyer story of all time. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even...
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    Impossibilities

    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you jackass. Ten (10) Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't...
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    Wifey's Tatoo

    img Tattoo of Wife John's wife, thought it was very romantic when he told her he was going to have a picture of her tattooed on his arm. "There's just no pleasing some women!" he said, after she threw him out of the house. What was her...
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    Alicia Keys

    Hated her rewording of"This girl is on fire" at the inaugural ball. Changed lyrics to "Obama's on fire. plus more.Can't take credit for this jab but should have sang "Highway to hell"
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    Defence

    Wtf isn't any!
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    Couldn't be colder!

    Gambling ,in this new year.
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    Book of Joker

    Hey Joker, A while back I mentioned to my girlfriend that a guy on Madjack wrote a book. (Field of Dead Horses).She must of put it in her kindle(to remember) .Well she left her Amazon order up on the computer the other day and i'm getting your book for Christmas.The hardcover .I will act...
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    Gmen off the bye

    Everybody else off the bye today was ats loser,SEat,Minn,Tenn.
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    FBI Moneypak virus

    Anybody else get this bastard virus.It locks up your computer and demands $200 fine to free it up. I think i got rid of it but would appreciate any other help on this matter. Did a system restore with modem off and it seems to be gone.
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    NBC golf announcers...

    These guys made me sick ,the way they kiss Tiger's ass. Used the word ressurection a few too many times for me. Of course he is a god to the ratings but elevating this sinful prick to that level is just blasphemy!
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    bills Bingo

    goof up. can't figure out how to post picture anyway
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    Smaller Tiger?

    Is it just me or does Tiger look alot smaller these days?:mj03:
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    miss st. players with flu?

    No sooner did i click my bet in and i hear this. Any body know more.???
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    Does any one own sony wireless audio system

    Looking at sony ALT-33pc wireless speaker system found a great price on it. Got a few questions, any good? and when using it does it disable your pc speakers? Thanks in advance:0008
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    Grow up

    Why do some lil p pots come around here and start trouble in the pick forums.This site is one of the most useful tools i've ever found in handicapping. All the negative bullshit drags us all down.Raymond doesn't deserve this sh-t.all you bashers leave orGROW THE FUK UP!!!!
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