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    Anyone else hear that Larry Johnson

    is being released?
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    Defining Globalization

    Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a...
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    THE JOURNEY OF MAN

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a...
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    Lee Iacocca

    Got this in an email today. Thought it was interesting. Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from its death throes? He's now 82 years old and has a new book, 'Where Have All The Leaders Gone?'. Lee Iacocca Starts his book: 'Am I the only guy...
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    The Screw Up

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1772077/the_screw_up_last_fm_commercial/
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    These guys on your fantasy team?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHH-6ZQktRQ
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    A New York Girl

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Illinois, and he told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house...
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    The Year in review

    http://sendables.jibjab.com/sendables/202809/2008_year_in_review#/teaser/202809 and............. Please don't drink and drive
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    A Modern Parable

    A MODERN PARABLE - A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged...
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    "Guesstimated" Line Help

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    HD Capable TV

    A friend is moving and has offered to give me his Sony Wega 36 HD CAPABLE TV. because of it's extremely heavy weight. If I swap out my regular cable box with my cable companies HD box, will this TV be able to broadcast an HD signal? If not, what exactly is HD Capable?
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    Nymphomaniac Convention

    A NYMPHOMANIACS CONVENTION A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to...
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    Funny Headstone Inscriptions

    Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York : Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ============ ========= ======== In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ============ =========...
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    Going to the bar to watch the game

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the...
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    Mike Tyson , a misunderstood gentleman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cFxWgLqHA&feature=related
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    Daddy's Little Girl

    Daddy's little girl answering the phone... **'Hello?'* *'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** *She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and...
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    Trivia

    In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled...
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    Three Things To Ponder

    1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they...
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    The Walmart Cake

    http://www.thisisjuststupid.com/stupid-companies/wal-mart-cake/
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    Baseball Parlay Question

    Do any books permit Run Lines and totals from that same game to be parlayed? Thx.
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