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    THUR PLAYOFF

    det -150
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    ncaafb week 7

    ytd 16-8 af -7
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    wed play

    tex det ov 9 sl -150 mil/sl un 7
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    TUESDAY playoff

    tex +118 det big guys in bullpen were used extensivly last nite
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    nfl week 5

    ytd 7-9 jack -1- pitt-3 atl +6 chi +6
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    ncaafb week 6

    ytd 14-6 rutg+7. misery -3 NW +7 TT +9 gone rest of week, headed nole's way
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    tues play

    det/nyy un 10
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    sun bb

    det +136
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    6/5 joker woodson

    Three madjacker's are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 6/5 says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' joker says: 'Why is that stupid?' 6/5 says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' joker says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new...
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    Nole goes to doctor

    When Nole's doctor asked him about what he did yesterday, he told him about his day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and...
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    grandpa Jack

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in...
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    ncaafb week 5

    ytd 9-4 PITT +3
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    nfl week 4

    ytd 3-7 bills in a sandwich game, just beat pats & philly on deck. should start out slow like last 2 weeks but cincy is bad & wont do much either ( D is decent but O is bad) fitzpatrick wants to show mike brown that getting rid of him was a bad choice bills will wakeup in 2nd half & cover...
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    Morris- is this true?

    Tired of a listless sex life, Morris came right out and asked his wife During a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?' She glanced at him and replied, 'You're never home!'
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    ncaafb week 4

    ytd 4-2 cincy -7
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    nfl week 3

    ytd 2-5 :facepalm: sf/cincy un 41 lean-da bears
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    Sportsaholic goes to the dentist

    Sportsaholic said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a deer hunter hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go deer hunting, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We...
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    ncaa fb

    ytd 0-0 colo st +7 ND -5 lou +4- miami fl -2 ill -2
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    reason against gun control

    After the Japanese decimated our fleet in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941, they could have sent their troop ships and carriers directly to California to finish what they started. The prediction from our Chief of Staff was we would not be able to stop a massive invasion until they reached the...
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    NFL WEEK 2

    ytd 1-3 atl +2-
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