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which body part goes to heaven 1st?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied...- Handi Capper
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31 things Dunclock will never say
31 top things that you will never hear Dunclock say 31. When I retire, I'm movin' North. 30. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this...- Handi Capper
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red tomatoe.0s
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so...- Handi Capper
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blonde cowboy
The BLOND Cowboy A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around...- Handi Capper
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which mj'er does this sound like
> > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > > > HONEY, > > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > > > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > GE...- Handi Capper
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explanation please
was on pennsylvania turnpike couple weeks ago correct me if my assumptions are wrong i assume the turnpike is privately owned, thats why we are charged tolls i assume the taxes (fed & state) we pay on gas is to maintain & build new roads my question is why do we pay taxes on gas when bought on...- Handi Capper
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nflx week 1
good luck everyone :00hour 10 unit- bengals under 7 1 unit denver +3 wash p det -4- Handi Capper
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wanted; dead or alive
http://www.lvrj.com/news/partner-in-betting-operation-charged-127086018.html- Handi Capper
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breeding bulls
BREEDING BULLS My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully...- Handi Capper
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harley bikers
hope this isn't a re-post A gang of burly bearded bikers was riding down the highway on their powerful black Harleys when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge into the river. They stopped and the leader, a particularly big and rough looking man, got off his bike and went to talk to...- Handi Capper
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nole & wife's diary
Wife's Diary > Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to > meet at a > nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, > so I > thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no > comment > on it. Conversation wasn't...- Handi Capper
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bodog 2nite?
anyone i'll be honing my heads-up ability :facepalm:- Handi Capper
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