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    Detached retina surgery

    Anybody ever go through this? I've had many surgeries in my day this one is a pain in the ass. I have to keep my head down for two full months minimum. They had to insert a gas bubble into my eye to keep the retina stable after repair. Fml Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk
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    Look mom it's the frigging maggot week8

    Well the freaking magic is in 2 week 2 of his recovery from surgery to repair a torn up retina! I have to keep my head down at all times which isn't fun unless I'm eating the box. I tried to get them to send over a couple of them visiting nurses 2:10 to some of my needs. Needless to say this...
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    Look mom it's the maggot !

    I will update the record later last week wasn't very good I've been in the hospital most of this week had an emergency eye procedure but the maggot is ok. The three teamer to be parlayed and teased KC minus 3 Houston plus four and a half Giant over 45 Might have a play later on but I doubt it...
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    Goy

    I suck in college this year so fade away. Gtech minus 3. Played it large for me. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk
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    Look Mom it's the Maggot! Monday night and week 6 thread

    Record year to date Straight equals 16-13 +$128 Parlays 1-5 + $350 Teasers 8-2 +$880 Well tonight I'm bartending down at the post! That can mean only one thing. Yup you guessed it the women's softball league is finally over and tonight is the first night of the He Man Woman corn hole league...
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    I lost a good friend Saturday.. Gained an angel

    Believe it or not the maggot is really just a figment of my imagination. I'm really not insane or that off color in real life. Like many of you, I'm a husband and a dad. Like you I have friends and family and when we lose one it hurts. I lost one on Saturday her name is Stacey, and I've known...
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    Look Mom.. It's the freaking Maggot.. The Teaser Whisperer.. Week 5

    Yea yea I know anyone can hit a teaser. They're easy.:shrug: The question is can you hit them at an 80% clip? Because if I shit the bed on my teaser this week thats exactly where I will be.. Right now your Pal The maggot is 8 and freaking 1 on teasers. It just goes to show you hard work and...
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    Look Mom its the freaking Maggot! Week 4

    It's a Monday in the fall and that means two things the Queens parents will be over for dinner and this guy won't be in attendance to kiss her father's ring and her mother's fat conceited ass. They are actually lovely people they just hate my guts so in turn I let just enough air out of the...
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    Look mom! It's the Maggot!

    And I'm in agony. My sphincter is on fire. I have never had a bout this bad with the old hemorrhoids. Fuck me this is the worst day ever. It has sapped the creative juices tight out of me by way of my grapes of wrath. Anyway the g tech yellow jackets swill take out some frustrations on the...
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    Look Mom It's The Maggot... Feeling Good and Looking Better

    ytd straight 5-7 minus 860 teasers 3-1 plus 440 parlays 1-2 plus 700 The Queen is in charge of the finances in the Maggot Household. My checks come in as do hers but she is in charge of what goes out. She knows I bet and is cool with it until settle up day which is today. Thursdays on losing...
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    Look Ma, I'ts the Maggot.

    And he got his balls handed to him last week. I have lost some tough games in college so far and I got my mud hole stomped in some others. I'm definitely do for some luck though because today while out trying to score some gas station drugs with my kid and his fat bitch of a girlfriend a black...
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    Look Mom it's me The Maggot... It's week 2

    and I still got some cash:00hour straight plays 2-2 +170 PARLAYS 0-1 - 100 teasers 2-0 +500 Remember for those keeping score at home:SIB my parlay and teaser bankroll is seperate from my straight action. What did we learn last week.. Never bet against your team... (Giants) and never expect a...
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    Maggot on the College grid Iron. Sec RLDSTSSISGOY goes tomorrow!!!!

    Last week we went 1-2 straight ats horrific qbs kept us from sweeping the board the parlay lost but cover your ass teaser cashed. will update units and put other plays in tomorrow. This one is in and you can play it with confidence. I give this at least a 50/50 chance of cashing:0074...
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    Look Mom it's the Maggot!

    First things first. Betting the Nfl is like pissing up a frozen rope. Trying to pick winners and turn a prophet is harder getting your girl to take one past the balloon knot without you taking one deep first.:scared.. Let's face it while it seems like a good idea on paper, biting a pillow does...
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    Which poker sites / sports books take Visa gift cards?

    My stepdad wants to play a little bit and I want to give him a leg up Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk
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    Live from Saratoga

    Possibly my favorite place on the planet. Where the horses run fast and the women don't. If I don't get lucky with the ponies I can't help but get lucky with the ladies. I'm telling you boys if you can't get laid up here you might as well just jump off of a bridge. As always I'm going to track...
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    Maggot is still off base 4/30

    I have been so bad this month I just went out back and kicked my own ass. I shit you not. I will update record tomorrow. Nothing to hide it has been a very bad month. Atlanta over 7 (-125) 2units Wash -114 2 units. Mets defense up the middle really shaky and Degrom may be tipping his...
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    Maggot is off Base 4/28

    Detroit over 8.5 -120 1 unit Mets over 7.5 -115 3 units
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    Maggot is off Base 4/26

    Is this month over yet? Fuck me. The Maggot feels like a double amputee whose electric wheelchair is out of juice in a party full of Bow legged Brazilian exotic dancers. Just like him if I don't get things rolling soon my wallet will be empty and my queen will hit me over the head with a...
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    Maggot is on Base 4/23

    Lost last time out. ytd straight 3-6 minus 425 Parlays 2-0 plus 1052 plus $627 overall Detroit +100 for 1 unit Braves +120 Teheren should end the streak today. Freeman goes yard on my mets. 2 units
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