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    top 10 caddy comments

    Top Ten Caddy Comments Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Golfer: "Do you think my game is...
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    Dr. Strange

    i need your help..............my daughter has a project for english class due tom. its 6:00 pm where I'm at we have been searching the net for pictures that must accompany the report SUBJECT- mythology she needs pics of products named after mythological creatures or bus.we came up...
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    Double Booked

    Last night one of our girls from the team had a party for her college graduation (MURPH). Me and 1 of my friends went together not being familier with her family other than her mom who has come to our games , I looked at my friend after we walked threw a crowd of people at the eneterance door...
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    saturday

    braves sf and over 8.5 runs
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    Redking

    Just thought I'd give you a laugh:D From the WordPerfect Help Desk This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a...
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    general store sales pitch

    General Store Sales Pitch A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower too, right?"...
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    The hit and run case.

    The Hit and Run Case A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911...
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    "i'm Stupid" Signs

    ''I'm Stupid'' Signs Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our...
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    Phone Companies

    Last year around this time some one had a thread going about different phone co. who was the cheapest for long dist. carriers and such. Just thought I'd let you know that ALL co. are now competing with our cell phone providers and I was able to get a plan threw SPRINT for $59.99 per month...
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    Oh Man...........

    I was watching the local news this morning and a ship full of troops heading home were only about 2 hours from docking, a young man early 20's fell over board................ He was trying to catch a pass (football) UGH..................I can't even count how many footballs I sent out to the...
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    sometimes.....

    <aoladp://MA6479150-0017/FwdFwnos.gif> SOMETIMES <aoladp://MA6479150-0018/FwdFwnos.gif> Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. <aoladp://MA6479150-0019/FwdFwnos.gif> Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. <aoladp://MA6479150-0020/FwdFwnos.gif>...
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    A Horoscope For The Workplace

    A Horoscope For The Workplace ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step...
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    Chanman

    Learn to speak Chinese Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat...
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    bumperstickers

    Bumpersticker Bonanza * Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? * If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! * Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? * Your gene pool needs a little...
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    scott lanta

    ( KOD )=KID ON DRUGS :shrug: :confused:
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    Birth Signs

    Birth Signs AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin'...
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    NBA Injury :)

    NBA Injury A guy was limping, and his friend asked him what was up. "You know, my foot bugs me sometimes. It's just an old basketball injury." "Uh, aren't you kinda short for a basketball player?" "Oh - no - I never played basketball, I just lost a shitload of money on the NBA finals last...
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    You Probably aged 25-35

    You're Probably Aged 25to35 You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day. You could sing "99 Red Balloons" in English and in German. You're starting to believe that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad...
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    What happens to IRS cheats after death

    What Happens to IRS Cheats After Death One day, a man named Tony died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and the only way he could get...
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    Quick ??????

    I have to go visit a woman friend of mine,older woman she just came home from the hopital,and then had a short stay at a rehad center!!! She has cancer in between her disks in her back she was told that if she recieved the operation that she would not have any more pain,but there was a small...
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