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    senor capper or anyone in L.V.

    I have been on a waiting list for a time share property for months now for super bowl I just got a call and they are offering me I've stayed at a few time shares in veg. but am not familiar with this one they claim its a 5 ***** its located on tropicana near NY.NY. i have it on hold for an...
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    old lady knows how to gamble "funny"

    Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally...
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    Fd Please Help

    fathers came to quick this year ummmm actually to be honest I FORGOT anyone have any good ideas.............
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    Pet Peeves

    Mine are- 1- when men that don't take care of there feet wear sandles in the summer EWWW "GO PUT SOME SOCKS AND SHOES OVER THEM SKIVIES" 2-when kids come into my house for the first time , they see the 90 pairs of shoes by the front door and ask ,should I take my shoes off? " NO KID, YOUR...
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    Two Gay Men

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    dogface

    I need some help.............
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    lucky charms

    I think this should be a good one.......... What do you do or have that is lucky to you when sports betting? ? ? ? Do you ever tell the wife that she's bad luck or a jinx? ? ? LOL Well tonight I heard it :D I have to laugh ! !But i probly shouldn't................ 1 game from hitting a 12...
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    Beer Consumption

    Beer Consumption The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: consumption of...
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    tuesday

    cards :) twins:) Gaints:)
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    test by Jack

    it seems to work fine :shrug:
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    This Is Your ____ On Drugs

    This Is Your ____ On Drugs Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope. On Friday, they appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to...
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    This Is Your ____ On Drugs

    oops
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    Highschool Football Ad Help !

    I need a picture of either a Cahilite or a football player (CARTOON) something that can be zeroxed ! Every kid has to sell $350 worth of ad space for the 2003 ad book, I can't be bothered with all that so I will just pay the money and design a full page for my kid ! "OR" let you guys help I...
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    Jury Duty ?

    I have to put my questionaire in the mail today ? ? ? I am a little worried about it, I'll be the one who gets stuck on some long trial:( just my kind of dumb luck ! Was anyone else out there called for duty?? How long did the trial last ? ? I could get out of it but part of me thinks this...
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    Oil Change

    Oil Change Oil Change instructions for Women: 1-Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2-Drink a cup of coffee. 3-15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change - $20.00 Coffee - $1.00 Total -...
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    monk

    i WANT TO FIND THE THREAD YOU STARTED LAST YEAR IT WAS HISTERICAL OF THE PICS YOU CAME UP WITH OF OUR POSTERS HERE AT MADJACKS:D
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    The Geneology of Mr. Jack Schitt

    The Geneology of Mr. Jack Schitt The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate...
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    For you guys: WHY EMAIL IS LIKE A PENIS :)

    Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. Many of those...
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    James Taylor ???

    Has anyone seen him in concert???? I grew up with his music since I was a small kid can remember my dad blasting the tunes driving in our Volvo, I still have a greatest hits in my car now , but can't imagine a concert:shrug: he is playing here soon it may even be this weekend he is playing at...
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    The Hippie And The Nun

    Hippie and the Nun One day a Hippie gets onto a bus. He sees a beautiful nun and sits next to her. He turns too the nun and says, ''Will you have sex with me?'' Surprised by the question, the Noun answers,''No!'' and gets off at the next stop. After she gets off the bus the bus driver turns to...
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