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    Mail System Question????

    Latley I have been getting a host of returned mail notices on messges I have not sent! What gives? I know good and well I have not sent these messages because I don't even know the people that these are coming back from! Do I have a virus that I just am not aware of? Please Help me!!!!!!!!!:mad:
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    New Car Alarm on the Market......

    This is sure to keep down car theft! Car Alarm
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    Anyone ever seen anything like this?

    I know that from time to time we see and hear things that are not funny to laugh at but I have been witness to one of the funniest none funny moments in quite sometime! This past weekend I was over at my girlfriends house and I was watching her children play outside in the yard! We had been...
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    Two Pilots.......

    One day at the Birmingham Airport there were two pilots sitting around watching it rain! Their flights had been cancelled and they had no work to do! One pilot turns to the other and says " Hey it sure would be nice to have something to drink!" The other pilot agrees and they are off to the...
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    This reminds me of marriage!

    Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his...
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    Alabama School of Engineering Senior Exam!

    1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still that...
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    I have a Dream.......

    Of one day owning this vehicle! Man I love them new Nissans! I guess this is better than that reoccuring dream that I keep having about smoking crack in the alley with some old buddies and waking up feeling guilty for smoking crack!:shrug:
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    Who took the Stanley Cup?

    I heard on the Radio this morning that the Stanley Cup was missing! Well......It was in fact the Stanley Cup made of Lego's that was on display this past weekend in Las Vegas! When I heard this all I could picture in my head was one of the guys at the party had gotten tipsy and went of for some...
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    Side note to Felonious Monk and Marine.....

    You guys still thinking about strap-ons?:shrug:
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    Instant Messengers.........

    I was reading another thread and saw were some folks had posted their IM Handles for Yahoo! If you would like to be able to be contacted via IM or would like to post it here please feel free to do so in this thread! :rolleyes: My yahoo IM handle is jpcaretti Freak!
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    The Doctors Office!

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the...
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    Help with Direct TV

    Hmmmmmm.....This "Friend of Mine" has come upon a Brand new box for fixing the cards for Delayed Payment Television! I was trying to help him find some information on how to get this thing to work! Ex. What kind of software do you need? How do you work the thing and any tips someone may have for...
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    I think madjacksports is gonna go to hell!

    If we don't have somebody looking out for us this weekend.......you know a big brother to look after the place while Jack and the boys are all partying down in Veags! Who are you leaving here to look over all of us Jack? And if you say YYZ.................:p
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    Snow Skiing in Alabama?

    I found this place and am taking my girl skiing right here in Alabama this weekend! I am used to the big slopes of Colorado and Utah but am going to go have a blast spraying snow in the face of the locals just up the street from my house! If you are looking for a big mountain here in...
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    I saw the funniest thing yesterday!

    I was on my way to one of my Treatment meetings in Huntsville Alabama last night. My girlfriend and I were just tooling down the interstate when to my suprise just up the road I spotted the WeinerMobile, yes the Oscar Meyer car! I had seen this lovely ride that is shaped like a weiner once...
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    If you have children or stepchildren!

    Man I was unaware of the physical demands that we as adults must be able to withstand just to play with children these days! I spent the whole weekend just kicking it with my girlfriend and her two little boys! Man let me tell you I had more fun hanging out with them three than I have ever had...
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    How to make it around here without getting the BOOT!

    I have been hanging around here for quite sometime and I have noticed that there are a few similarities that most of us "Senior Members" Have in common! Take for instance the fact that we show each other respect! I am sure that most of you that have been here for some length of time are all well...
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    Friday Night Freak Out!

    Liking what I see on a couple here! Philly -4 Nets Over 184 Houston Over 187 Dallas -3.5 Good Luck on these 4 Boys!
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    Freak's Playoff Picks!

    I am laying down on these games like a Hooker With a habit! Philly -4.0 Tennessee +7.5 :eek: That is right the Eagles Versus the Titans in the Big game!
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    Return of the Freak!

    I like the Favs and the overs tonight! Was -1 :D Over 188:D Uta -6:D Over 185.5:shrug: Give it a whirl........at least I can say that I have a clear head on these bets! Freak!:D
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