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    This is what life is for!

    Making optical illusions out of your body! Don't know what CREED was thinking!
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    Boobs.............Living Longer!

    Now that I know this and have quit all the bad stuff I will live to be like 185 years old! :eek:
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    Where is Felonious Monk?

    I have even tried to call his lazy Arse and I can't find him! Any Ideas?
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    Back From the Dead! Freak is Sober!

    Well I really don't know if I was missed around here or not! I know that my handicapping skills have not won anyone any money this year including myself, Hell but it did show me one thing! I needed some help....... Like my gambling, my drinking and drug abuse had also spiralled out of control...
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    Thank you guys!

    I rarely play the NBA, but yesterday I was bored so I went through and picked some of the guys here on the NBA forum's plays......put em together and picked the ones I liked from them! I played on: Raymond Hoops Volfan Well Fella's I say thank you! :clap: I went 7-1-1 for a bill each...
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    Is Fran a money grubbin whore or what?

    As you all are aware, I by No Means am an Alabama Crimson Tide Fan! But just for the sake of giving my 2 cents on a Alabama Sports issue, would like to just say "Coach Fran..........I hope you get pummeled by Baylor and Kansas next year!"! As a DYE hard Auburn fan and an avid Bama trasher I...
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    What are you getting/giving for Christmas?

    What are you getting or what are you giving someone for Christmas this year? I find it hard to find the perfect gift for the people I care about, especially when they already have everything that they need. Maybe this can serve some of us a new and exciting new idea for gifts to give this...
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    Calling all Canadiens...good one!

    A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto". He forgets to switch off the...
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    How would you handle this situation????

    Some time ago I had this person that I met right here on Madjack's ask me to do him a favor! Assuming this person was a friend or so I thought, I agreed to help him out! He needed to find a local book that was reasonable and reliable about paying up when the cards fall in your favor and somewhat...
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    freaks picks!

    Playing these on Saturday! Kentucky +8.0 Hawaii +13.0 Notre Dame +11.0 Maryland -12.5 Colrado St. -17.5 Georgia -9.0 Congrats Arkansas!
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    I have a friend.............

    That just told me that he had sex with his cousin..................you got to love Alabama!
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    Monday Night Side and Total, introductory offer!

    Yes I am back again......I have for you an outstanding offer! With the 1-7 effort I put up in the NFL yesterday I plan on blistering it up even more tonight! That is right if you act fast you will receive the Super Mega Huge Parlay Teaser Turn Flop of the Year! I am going to give you the Team...
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    I'm with Raymond....NFL Stinks!

    I had 8 plays yesterday, I figure I been doing OK with the NFL all season with the exception of a few more downs than ups, but my lord.........I hit Atlanta and that was it! I blasted some Serious bets down the pipe on Saturday and then just gave it all back on Sunday! 1-7 for 2 units...
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    Alabama and Auburn Joke Thread!

    I love making you guys mad as hornets! I love Alabama and Auburn until this week! War Eagle Q. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios? A. One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't! Q. What's the best road sign in Auburn? A. Tuscaloosa - 120 miles An Auburn fan and an Alabama...
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    Upsets Predicted!

    I think this may be the night that the BCS and Miami get tossed like a cellmates salad! Going out on a huge limb here! Not only does Pitt cover tionight..........They Win SU! Call it :bsflag if you want to......but I say Teddy has eaten his last:reo:
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    Calling All Bammers!

    I have seen it coming like Ron Jeremy on some little blonde chick! Who wants to take a little gamble on THE GAME this weekend? Bama wins.........I lose the AU avatar for a year Auburn wins.........you sport an Auburn Avatar for a year! Any Takers??? I'll even sport a Crimson Tide avatar...
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    Bluemound Follies for Saturday!

    I know this is just a listing of the stink that I have caused today..........I was gonna post my picks earlier but I chose to hold off until the games were over for one reason! Every time I post in the morning I get my ass handed to me! So I thought I would do the reverse today! and again I...
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    Bama......huge!

    Well I guess it is time to make ole Tubberville roll over in his grave.............wait he is not dead, just his coaching! I think the play of the night is gonna be the Tide. I just called in the dimer on the Tide to cover up the cat turd I laid down on Auburn today! I not only bet my heart, but...
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    Willis costs Auburn a chance!

    I have to say this may just be a little :topic: but I could not vent the frustration I have over in the general! Willis is the worst excuse for a secondary player on the Auburn roster! Greene played that idiot like a damn cheap violin with a broke string! He played every receiver too far off and...
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    Kosar!!!!

    Sorry for the delay Matt! As I tried to explain to a couple of people here.........My partner that helps me with the tourney has been out of town for a couple of months with a new job and things have just been hectic! I can not get access to the account without him but I will make it a point to...
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