1. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians:
"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter.'"
2. Andy Rooney On Prisoners:
Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece, I'll take a few prisoners...
Or are the regular Ritz Crackers smaller in size than what they used to be?
Wal-Mart has them for 2 bucks a box and I thought, "That's a decent price" then when I got home and examined a cracker, I thought, "Vegas doesn't hand out gifts and neither does Wal-Mart. This cracker is smaller than...
Sat~not good. Stop. SO ILL, no iowa, TENN, JMAD ~major letdowns. Stop. Idaho, SWMS, IND ST ~solid winners Stop. Can't seperate wheat from chaff. Stop. Today~LOY-CHI- / Duq +. Stop. Sure hope losing comes to a . Stop
TAKE A GOOD look, America.
OK. You can put the mirror down now.
This was the year Americans confronted the awful aftermath of 9/11. It gave us time to put the event in context, to assess what we are and how we see ourselves as a nation.
It was the year America became a...
5759 Year according to Jewish calendar... 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar... 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food _____________________________________
What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? "Is ANYTHING all right?"...