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    4/20 Joke

    Mein plants are zis high!!!
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    4/20 Joke

    420 Stoner A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, ?Got any weed?? The man politely replied, ?Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here.? So he left. The same guy comes back the next day and says, ?Got any weed? You know, 420 man? The man behind the counter, although...
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    Not your typical beach soccer

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    This cat's mind must be blown.

    https://youtu.be/HQrY1muqaXs Announcer around1:10:mj07:
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    Ahem....

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    Why I'm Divorced..A Woman's Story

    Why I'm divorced... That morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.? I thought...well...
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    Amazon for pets

    https://youtu.be/fdhxzqkvkZw
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    Asshole Snoop dogg

    "I'm against guns" coat tailer, washed up,unoriginal rapper shoots clown dressed as Trump in song video he re mixed and stole.. What's the matter, pot angle not working for you anymore...
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    Joke The Italian Funeral

    The Italian Funeral A Jewish man was leaving a Starbuck's store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the...
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    Triumph of age and experience

    The triumph of age and experience: A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He...
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    Sad News...George the Animal Steele has died

    Another wrestling star Nicole Bass has passed away at age 52
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    Suite Judy Blue Eyes

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    Joke: Very Cold Winter

    Subject: Very cold winter It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Oregon asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell...
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    Superbowl total

    Are they going to have to make it 73:shrug:
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    Joke: The Dead Horse

    The Dead Horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Donald...
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    Joke: Is Sex Work?

    U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of...
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    Joke: The new bambino

    An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25...
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    Could you do this?

    No..but it wasn't from lack of trying .
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    Seeager..see if you can relate

    SEENAGER: I am a Seenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later... I don't have to go to school or...
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    Merry Christmas everybody

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