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    Little Johnny Strikes Again

    A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins. Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"...
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    Short Christmas Story

    Jimmy and Candi were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Candi suddenly noticed that Jimmy was missing and, because they had a lot of shopping for grandchildren, she called him on his cell phone. Candi said with some irritation, ?Jimmy, where are you? You know that we have lots...
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    ?-?-?

    Oh Yea, 4 1/2 yr. old greyhound.
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    Merry Christmas madjackers

    Happy Holidays Everyone!
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    DAMMIT!

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    Golf Rules... Funny story

    http://www.usga.org/rules-hub/rulesarticles/summer-rules-newsletter/featured-video--an-unplayable-lie.html
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    JOKE: The Golfer

    An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries...
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    3UNIT

    EAGLE KARMA BABY! Thanks again..:toast::toast:
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    Happy Turkey Day to all madjackers

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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    Sky art

    :facepalm::facepalm:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/18/us-navy-grounds-pilot-drawing-obscene-image-warplane/
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    The Good Nurse

    YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE, RIGHT? A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his...
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    Einstein facts

    :142lmao:
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    Einstein facts

    Facts on Einstein Did you know this about Einstein? Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 138, if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal...
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    Joke: Sex and good grammer.

    Subject: SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction...
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    Sarah.....

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    Really,Snoop?

    http://www.businessinsider.com/snoop-doggs-new-album-cover-has-trump-corpse-2017-11 Go to hell.
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    Feeding Piranhas

    Anything biting??
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