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    expressions of endearment you may wish to save & memorize....

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along...
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    an unusual drink

    A guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try. Off she goes to the bar. She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a shot of lime...
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    you speaka italian ?

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I...
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    gen. franks thoughts about iraq

    Retired Gen. Tommy Franks Says U.S. Should Put Iraq On 5-Year Plan Franks Talks Candidly In Exclusive Interview With PARADE Magazine About War, Israel, Saddam and Osama NEW YORK, July 30 /PRNewswire/ -- Retired Gen. Tommy Franks, who led U.S...
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    "we would rather do business with 1000 alqaeda than with one single american"

    "we would rather do business with 1000 alqaeda than with one single american" an e-mail that i just received..... This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think...
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    tight skirt

    One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she...
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    scouting jetliners for new attacks

    this is very disturbing. By Audrey Hudson THE WASHINGTON TIMES Flight crews and air marshals say Middle Eastern men are staking out airports, probing security measures and conducting test runs aboard airplanes for a terrorist attack. At least two midflight incidents have involved...
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    las vegas hotel expels linda ronstadt after political remarks

    i haven't seen linda ronstadt in years. she used to be hot looking. i wonder how she looks now. By Jerry Fink LAS VEGAS SUN Aladdin President Bill Timmins ordered security guards to escort pop diva Linda Ronstadt off the property following a concert Saturday night during which she...
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    what type of book is gibralter ?

    has anybody have/had any experience with gibralter ? thinking of using them but wanted to know about them first. thanks
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    betjamaica/olympic

    does betjamaica & olympic have the same lines, all the time ? when one adjusts the line, does the other immediately follow ? does it matter having an account with both ?
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    80% of saudi arabia's intelligence agencies are sympathetic to al qaeda

    Saudi secret service 'riddled' with al-Qa'ida From The Times July 06, 2004 SAUDI Arabia's intelligence agencies are so infiltrated by al-Qa'ida sympathisers that the kingdom's counter-terrorist campaign is failing and militant operations are spreading into neighbouring states, senior Arab and...
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    bcs officials consider giving more weight to coaches', ap polls

    i read this on the sports illustrated site & thought some might find it interesting. Posted: Friday July 2, 2004 5:02PM; Updated: Friday July 2, 2004 5:03PM NEW YORK (AP) -- Bowl Championship Series officials are considering a proposal in which the media and coaches polls would account...
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    indictment of enron's lay seen next week

    it's about time. Jul 2, 4:06 PM (ET) WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Former Enron Corp. (ENRNQ.PK) Chairman Ken Lay is expected to be indicted next week over his role in the scandal that rocked corporate America, sources familiar with the matter said on Friday. While a last-minute delay was still...
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    why am i still receiving e-mails ?

    i went to the default thread subscription mode & clicked no e-mail notification. but am still receiving e-mails. is there anything else i can do ? thanks
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    signs pointing to hilliary as kerry's running mate ?

    i didn't think so in the beginning stages of kerry's campaign, but i think he is looking to make a big splash for a running mate. and what bigger splash than hilliary. if kerry picks hilliary, wonder if bush dumps chaney for rudy or mccain. XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX WED JUNE 30, 2004 11:18:25...
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    players who should have breakout seasons in 2004

    sporting news by dan pompei Quarterback Joey Harrington always had the talent, and now, in his third season, he has the talent around him. The Lions have drafted potentially excellent complementary players in receivers Charles Rogers and Roy Williams and running backs...
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    the warning kerry ignored

    this is an interesting read The New York Post - March 15, 2004 THE WARNING KERRY IGNORED By PAUL SPERRY March 15, 2004 -- SEN. John Kerry boasts how he "sounded the alarm on terrorism years before 9/ 11," referring to his 1997 book "The New War." Too bad he didn't blast it when it really...
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    my goldfish died

    Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him. The...
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    the philosophy of sex

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal...
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    what these words really mean.......

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron...
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