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    words women use

    i thought that i would offer a service with what women actually mean when they utter some well known words. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they're right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to...
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    idiots

    Have you encountered any of these folks? i know i have. IDIOTS IN SERVICE This week, my phone went dead (during a heavy rain) and I had to contact the telephone repair people using my neighbor's phone. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they...
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    kerry's military record

    here is an e-mail that i received. thought some might find it interesting. Monday, April 05, 2004 B.G BURKETT: NAVY COMMANDERS TO CAST DOUBT ON KERRY'S WAR RECORD B.G. Burkett: Navy Commanders to Cast Doubt on Kerry's War Record Several Navy officers who supervised Democratic presidential...
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    sign posted at a local golf club

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. 8. Don't stand directly in...
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    corey dillon to pats

    dillon traded to the pats for a #2 draft choice. another great move by belichick.
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    helpful hints

    1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and...
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    forbes' 2004 baseball values

    Rk. Team Value Revenue 1. New York Yankees $832 $238 2. Boston Red Sox $533 $190 3. New York Mets $442 $158 4. Los Angeles Dodgers $399 $154 5. Seattle Mariners $396 $169 6. Atlanta Braves $374 $156 7. San Francisco Giants $368 $153 8. Chicago Cubs $358 $156 9. Houston Astros $320 $128...
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    8/6/01 presidential daily briefing

    The text of a declassified presidential daily intelligence briefing from Aug. 6, 2001 made public on Saturday by the White House. Portions marked "x" were blacked out before release. Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US Clandestine, foreign government, and media reports indicate Bin Ladin since...
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    try this in mexico

    Want to try this in Mexico?? Go ahead. Try this! We Dare You ! Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual...
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    natalie

    The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the...
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    A businessman sends a fax to his wife:

    "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the...
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    scientific study

    There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big... 10% of women think their ass is too little.. My wife says she happens to be in the other 5% who say that they don't care ? they...
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    male talk

    Subject: MALE TALK Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" ***************** A little boy went up to his father and asked...
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    ex-clinton stategist morris thinks that bush may win big !!!

    KERRY'S CRASH CONTINUES April 6, 2004 -- THE latest daily tracking polls by Scott Rasmussen show that President Bush has moved up six points in the past week to take a three-point lead over Sen. John Kerry. The Bush surge is catalyzed by his negative ads, which castigate the Democrat's record...
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    duhon's shot meant $30m + to gamblers

    Sunday, April 4, 2004 By Darren Rovell ESPN.com It was a shot that meant nothing to some and everything to others. When Duke senior Chris Duhon nailed a 38-foot three-point shot off one leg as time expired in the semifinal game against the University of Connecticut on Saturday night, the...
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    learning chinese in 5 minutes

    1) That is not right.........................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did...
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    good article--losing the script on 9/11?

    this is a good article that i read on the msnbc web site. instead of worrying about protecting the american public, the politicians from both parties are more worried about covering their asses & blaming the"other side". it really has disgusted me how these hearings are playing out. As...
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    coma

    A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little...
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    things women would say when stressed at work

    1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office...
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    letter from the white house

    The White House Washington, D. C. March 8, 2004 To: Mr. John Hinckley / St. Elizabeth's Hospital Washington, DC Dear John: Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovering from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have...
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