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    bacon tree

    Bacon Tree Back in the wild west, a wagon train was lost and very low on food, and they had seen no other people for days. Unexpectedly, they saw an old Jewish man sitting beneath a tree. The leader rushed up to him and said, "We're lost, is there someplace ahead where we can get food?"...
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    some observations

    1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. 4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect...
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    the wisdom of socrates

    Keep this in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat a rumor! In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly,"Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your...
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    will try a few for friday

    uab+5---i read something that i thought was interesting, which made me play this team: "teams that are seeded #4 or worse that knock off a #1 seed are 11-1 ats in their next game if they are the lower seed in that match-up as well ( that angle won last nite with alabama & the lone spread loss...
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    9/11 hearings

    i caught various pieces of the hearing today & from the parts i did catch i came away with being impressed with bob kerry, former democratic senator from nebraska. i like politicians who cross party lines by criticizing their party when they think the party is wrong. kerry did that today when...
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    not all blonds are dumb

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck...
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    is john kerry strong on defense ?

    here is an interesting e-mail that i just received: Is Senator John Kerry is strong on defense? Senator Kerry claims he is. The record is factual: He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank He voted to kill every Aircraft carrier laid down from...
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    here's a funny joke !!

    For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a...
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    should records be erased for players found to use steroids ?

    i'm not talking about being accused of using steroids. i'm talking about the players who are proven to have used steroids. imo, if a player is found to have used steroids his record should be erased. after all using steroids is cheating & that shows a bad image for baseball. i would like to...
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    bush's military record

    i looked up bush's military record on a site called truthorfiction.com. i thought some here might find it interesting. Summary of the eRumor The eRumor asks the question of why George W. Bush was not prosecuted for desertion from the military during his time of service. It suggests that...
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    the choke hold

    A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a...
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    bush vs. kerry at a glance

    How Republican, Democrat stand on key issues MSNBC staff and news service reports Updated: 4:34 p.m. ET March 04, 2004 Here's a quick look at where Sen. John Kerry and President Bush stand on the central issues expected to dominate the 2004 race for the White House. ECONOMY Bush: The...
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    social security

    i just received this e-mail & thought some might find it interesting. GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. 2004 Election Issue!! This must be an issue in "2004". Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It...
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    the perfect day---hilarious!!!!

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00...
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    deal for u.s. to hunt bin laden in pakistan

    Feb 29, 1:10 PM (ET) NEW YORK (Reuters) - The United States has struck a deal with Pakistan to allow U.S. troops to hunt for al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden this spring in an area of Pakistan where he is believed to be operating, the New Yorker magazine reported on Sunday. Thousands of U.S...
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    hillary: bush should thank bill for military's success

    i'd like a toke of whatever hillary's been smoking. i would say she is delusional. Insists Clinton administration deserves credit for U.S. successes In a foreign policy speech at a Washington think tank, Sen. Hillary Clinton chided President Bush for not thanking her husband for handing the...
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    does anybody know how to find somebody ?

    there was a family who lived in a rental house that i own who skipped out without paying me the last month's rent, which didn't really bother me at first. but when i went to the house, i found it in shambles, which does bother me. it's one thing to be on hard times, but they showed me lack of...
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    it's official--kerry the most liberal in u.s. senate

    NUMBER ONE: KERRY RANKED 'MOST LIBERAL' IN SENATE ROLL CALL VOTES, TOPS KENNEDY, CLINTON NATIONAL JOURNAL on Friday claimed Democrat frontrunner John Kerry has the "most liberal" voting record in the Senate. The results of Senate vote ratings show that Kerry was the most liberal senator in...
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    public less tolerant of athletes behaving badly

    imo, a great read from the wash. post. i agree that enough is enough with these athletes acting like prima dona's. National mood shifted against pushing envelope COMMENTARY By Thomas Boswell Columnist Updated: 11:51 p.m. ET Feb. 26, 2004 Perhaps Jamal Lewis, Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds, Jason...
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    dogs

    who doesn't love dogs? The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went...
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