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    stevied-this one is for you-justice dep't. probes clear channel

    washingtonpost.com Justice Dept. Probes Clear Channel The Associated Press Friday, July 25, 2003; 6:34 PM SAN ANTONIO - The Justice Department is investigating Clear Channel, the nation's largest radio owner, amid complaints about consolidation and the use of coercive tactics by the...
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    nude bambi hunts a hoax

    Las Vegas firm staged events in order to sell videotapes, probe shows By Mike Brunker MSNBC July 25 ? The city of Las Vegas has concluded that a local company?s claims that it was charging men up to $10,000 to ?hunt? naked women with paintball guns was a hoax, it was reported Friday...
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    9/11 report raises saudi question

    there have been many accusations about the saudi's role in the 9/11 attacks, but all they do is deny the charges. while i don't believe that the entire saudi gov't has ties to alqaeda, i do belive there is some merit in these accusations.something has to be done to clean out those who are allies...
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    internet question

    there are times that i have tried to access a site, but everytime that i use the address, a page turns up that says,"the page cannot be displayed" is there a way that i can still access that site? thanks
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    saddam's sons---either captured or killed?

    nbc is right now reporting that saddam's sons have either been captured or killed. jim miklashevski(sp?) is reporting that the military in iraq have confirmed this. lets hope this is true. it will be a major morale boost for the troops.
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    FBI blew it--so says the 9/11 report

    i think both the fbi & the cia need to be over hauled. Exclusive?The 9-11 Report: Slamming the FBI By Michael Isikoff NEWSWEEK July 28 issue ? The FBI blew repeated chances to uncover the 9-11 plot because it failed to aggressively investigate evidence of Al Qaeda?s presence...
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    parrots

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing and it?s not good." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's is inappropriate!"...
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    bells

    michael, your response to this joke made me re-read it again. i understand that it may have offend some people so i deleted the joke. sorry if i offended.
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    2003 defensive breakout team

    i read this article in the sporting news & thought some might find this interesting. btw, i think that the giants have two cornerbacks that i feel should have breakout years, now that sehorn is no longer with the team. by Dan Pompei Players poised to bust out on defense July 15, 2003...
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    man burns money to protest interest rates

    Posted on Tue, Jul. 15, 2003 Man Burns Money to Protest Interest Rates Associated Press HONG KONG - A man decided he literally had money to burn and angrily set fire to thousands of dollars in cash because his savings had earned virtually no bank interest. Newspapers and officials said...
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    warning!!!--bad puns inside

    1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in...
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    as i've matured.....

    As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that...
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    code word for....

    >A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they >wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided >on the word Typewriter. >One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy >that daddy needs to type a letter". The...
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    daisy

    The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in our pickup truck, hunting, camping, and...
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    classroom assignment-send an e-mail that says, kill the president

    'Kill the president' e-mail prompts probe Santa Rosa teacher gave assignment Anastasia Hendrix, Chronicle Staff Writer Thursday, July 10, 2003 ?2003 San Francisco Chronicle A political science instructor at Santa Rosa Junior College is being investigated by the Secret Service for telling...
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    real brain cramps

    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"--Miss Alabama in the 1994...
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    how to be politically correct about men & women

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION...
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    so who is the most recognized radio personality?

    other than listening to imus, while i lived in ny,i have never listened to talk radio. so eventhough i know the names listed here, i am not familar with their "radio personality". ( BW)(TX-THE-BENCHMARK-COMPANY) Talk Show Listeners Talk Back on Balance, Talent and Commercial Interruptions...
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    never make a woman angry

    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling...
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    pat & kevin tillman--two admirable men

    the more that i read about these two guys, the more impressed i am about their character. Tuesday, July 8 Former Cardinals safety selected for elite Ranger training -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ESPN.com news services Pat and...
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