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    msnbc fires michael savage

    i am not a fan of shock tv/radio. i don't like when the on air personality belittles it's listeners or viewers. i really did not know what to expect with michael savage's show on msnbc. i watched his show twice since it's debut on msnbc. the first time i saw him i was in total shock with the way...
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    universal prayers

    FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who'shandsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and...
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    learn the meaning of.......

    takes awhile to load & keep your volume high: ="http://www.o--o--o.com/english.swf">
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    a deal is a deal

    A businessman meets a beautiful girl who agrees to spend the afternoon with him for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he doesn't have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. On...
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    little tony

    > LITTLE TONY ON PHILOSOPHY > > A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you > shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY. He > replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher > replies, "The correct answer is 4...
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    check this site out

    received a link to this site from a friend. i found it inspirational, hope you do too. please be patient because it takes awhile to load & keep the volume up. http://bengal.missouri.edu/~leveronj/wesupportu/WeSupportU.htm
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    rejected state motto's

    Alabama It Should Be: At Least We're Not Mississippi It Is: We Dare Defend Our Rights Alaska It Should Be: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! It Is: North to the Future Arizona It Should Be: Dehyd-rific! It Is: God Enriches Arkansas It Should Be: Litterasy Ain't Everthing It Is: The People Rule...
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    telemarket revenge

    Telemarket revenge: Man calls back 100 times Fed-up Minnesotan phones company every 5 minutes for payback The owner of a Dairy Queen got so fed up with repeated calls from a telemarketer last week that he decided to fire back with a phone blizzard of his own to the telemarketer. Marc...
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    damn women drivers!!!

    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there as a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65! mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over...
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    creepy history

    received this e-mail from a friend & thought some might find this interesting. Notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (assassinated) 1920...
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    bombs from outer space

    when this happens the u.s. will be more hated than ever. but i like the idea of not relying on our "friends". US-based missiles to have global reach Allies to become less important as new generation of weapons enables America to strike anywhere from its own territory Julian Borger in...
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    u.s. to cut off military aid to 35 countries

    FACTBOX-Countries Ineligible for U.S. Military Aid Tue July 1, 2003 04:11 PM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United Sates said on Tuesday it was cutting off military aid to 35 countries that support the International Criminal Court but have not exempted Americans from prosecution in the...
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    hearing test

    Old Bob decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. He called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of...
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    another blond joke

    >The other day, I was getting into an elevator. As I entered, a blonde > > > woman already inside greeted me by saying, "T - G - I - F." I smiled >at >her > > > and replied, "S - H - I - T." She looked at me, puzzled, and said >again, > > > "T - G - I- F." I acknowledged her remark once more...
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    we all can help.

    this morning while watching the news, i was moved by an interview with john carney & hal steinbrenner. they were talking about how the children of special operations soldiers are affected by the loss of a father who died serving our country. we all are vey much aware of the emotional loss these...
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    female vs. male

    This all rings true -- don't deny it ladies -- you know it is so. 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy...
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    playboy playmates are a gauge to the economy

    PLAYBOY PLAYMATES THE 'TOPS' AT GAUGING ECONOMY By BILL HOFFMANN June 26, 2003 -- When the economy goes bust, so does Playboy magazine. Researchers have found the famous men's magazine rolls out larger, curvier, chestier gals when times are tough. Researchers studied the faces and figures...
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    the squeeze

    >A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a >quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad >realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting >for help. > >A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a...
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    man killed for singing sinatra off-key

    i agree if you are going to sing a sinatra song off key, you deserve to die. if you want to sing off key, you are allowed to sing pat boone songs. June 25 2003 A 25-year-old Filipino man has been stabbed dead for singing a Frank Sinatra classic out of tune during a birthday party. Police...
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    true blond story

    KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes...
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