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    Goat's Conversation with the 28 Year Old Hard Body

    Was told this story by a friend who was a passenger sitting a few rows away on the same flight as Goat took to the Vegas get-together. He told me that he over heard the conversation between the 28 year old hard body & Goat. Here is the actual events of what transpired: Goat boarded the...
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    This is Why I Will Bet the Under on Sunday

    Everyone knows that Oakland has a high scoring offense. but it has been the play of their defense that has turned their season around. There have been 10 unders in Oakland's last 12 games with the average score totaling 43 points per game. Against Tampa Bay's vanilla offense I don't see much...
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    Does Anyone Know......

    where I can get opening & closing lines on previous superbowl games ? Thanks.
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    Isn't There a System in the NFL that states:

    Play against an NFL team that scored more than 90 points in their last 3 games ? I am not sure about the system, but Oakland has scored 95 points in their last 3 games: Last game of the season they beat KC....24-0 !st playoff game vs. the Jets they won...30-10 Last week vs. the Titans they...
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    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    You MUST read them out loud........ 1. That's not right...............................Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive ?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP....................................Kum Hia Nao 4. Stupid Man........................................Dum Fuk 5. Small...
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    Does Anyone Know Anything about Kitchen Cabinets ?

    My wife wants to re-do our kitchen. Since I am out of my league in discussing what is the best material to use, I thought maybe someone here can supply some info. What is the difference between using wood or wood veneer ? Which is better material, looks richer, & lasts longer ? Thanks for any...
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    You may think you know who is buried in Grant's tomb, but can you answer these questi

    I was able to answer only one question. Let's see if someone can correctly answer these questions : 1. What country does India ink come from ? 2. What kind of creature was Frankenstein ? 3.The Baby Ruth candy bar was named for what person ? 4. In what country did Great Danes originate ? 5...
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    A Question for My Canadian Friends ?

    Does anyone know where I can get a listing (phone #'s) of car rental companies that operate out of Dorval Airport in Montreal ? Have phone #'s for national companies, so am looking for local companies only. Thanks for any help. Jack, Please feel free to delete this post if you feel that it...
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    Happy New Year Everybody !

    Everyone have a healthy & happy New Year. And be safe.
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    A Soldier's Christmas

    T'was the night before christmas He lived all alone In a one bedroom house made of Plaster & stone I had come down the chimney With presents to give & to see just who In this home did live I looked all about A strange sight I did see No tinsel, no presents, Not even a tree No stockings by...
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    Breaking News

    Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers & acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas & Hanukkah would merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years. While details were not available at press time, it is believed...
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    How About a Smart Blond Joke for a Change

    A blond walks into a bank in New York City & asks to speak to the loan officer. She tells the loan officer that she has to take a business trip to Europe & would like to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says that they would need some type of security for the loan, so the blond hands over keys to...
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    Irs

    A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. Thinking he will have some fun with the old rabbi, the kid says, " Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, & every once in a while they...
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    Union Shop

    Received this e-mail, thought I would share it here with all of you: A dedicated teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas & decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, " is this a union house?" " No," she replied. "I'm sorry...
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    Inner Strength

    If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches & pains If you can resist complaining & boring people with your troubles If you understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time If you can overlook when people take things out on you,when...
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    Today's Plays

    Won a few bucks on college this week. Hopefully can do the same in the Pro's. Arizona+9 (2x)....Think in this spot with Okland coming off 2 emotional wins over NE 7 Denver they might have a let down facing the Cards today. Also home underdogs getting more than 7 points are 42-18 ATS in last 60...
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    Saturday's Plays

    Hit the under by the skin of my teeth on Thurs. game. Rather be lucky than good. This week I like : Temple+9 ( 2x)....Temple has played Vir. Tech & Pitts. tough & beat Syracuse at home, while BC doesn't play well on the road. BC averages offensively 12.5 pts. per game & 3.4 yds. per rush &...
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    Tonight's Game

    Except for betting two games in early Sep't., while in Vegas, have been out of action for about 11/2 years. It feels good to be back in action! Earlier this week I really liked the total to go under 511/2. But since the line dropped to 491/2, due to bad weather, I don't like the under as much...
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    A New Breast Test

    Just received this from a friend. why don't you take the test & record your score. Lets see how much of an expert you are. www.mazafaka.ru/lol/btest/BreastTest.shtml I scored 18 out of 20 correct.
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    10 Things You Didn't Want to Know....

    Somebody really had too much time on their hands to come up with this.........Hope nobody is offended. 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest a 1/12 litre...........of urine. 2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with....... 15 penises (...
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