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    The Boston Expos?

    I just read an article by Bill Madden, in the NY Daily News, which states that there have been preliminary discussions at the highest levels of baseball about having the MLB owned Montreal Expos share Fenway Park with the Red Sox next season. The Expos would play in Fenway for 1 year while MLB...
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    The Cow Theory of Government

    DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow & give it to your neighbor. You...
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    Do women belong in football?

    I read an article on ESPN.com about an interview that Boomer Esiason conducted on his show, on MSG, with Andy Rooney, from 60 Minutes. He basically said that he does'nt think women should be involved in any reporting of football games. He said," The only thing that bugs me about TV coverage is...
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    What is your vehicle telling people about you?

    The British Royal Auto Club came up with a list of what a car's color says about its owner. Here is what your vehicle is telling people about you: Black: You're ambitious & status seeking. Green: You're very traditional & an elist. Blue: You' a team player & very sociable. White: You're aloof...
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    5 Ridiculous Places You Can't Smoke

    I read this in a magazine & know there are smokers at Madjack's. Thought you would get a kick out of this. Sure,smoking's bad for you,but c'mon......5 Ridiculous Places You Can't Smoke..... 1.State prison,Maine.A cigarette fetches $10 on the black market. 2.Your yard,Montgomery County,Md.If...
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    Have the Tragedies of 9/11 Changed You in Any Way ?

    I have seen this question asked all throughout this past year.So ,since we are approaching the anniversary of what may be our Nation's darkest day,I thought it would be interesting to hear what Madjacker's have to say about this: I will start; The events from last year made me realize that I...
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    Question----What do these airports have in Common?

    Newark International Boston's Logan Washington's Dulles Int'l Portland's Int'l. Jetport in Maine Kennedy LaGuardia in NY The major airports in LA, Chicago & Las Vegas Smaller airports in Ft.Lauderdale & Santa Barbara In case no one saw the article, in today's NY Daily News,reporters from this...
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    What the fvck is going on?

    There seems to an epidemic of young girls getting taken from their homes by really sick dogs. There were the two girls taken a few months apart, who lived in the same Oregon apt. complex,& have not been found. Then there was the young VanDam girl who was taken from her house in SanDiego.There...
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    Did you know that.....

    Did you know that...... It is impossible to lick your elbow? A crocodile can't stick its tongue out? The heart of a shrimp is located in its head? A study of about 200,000 austrich's that lasted 80 years showed no case that an austrich has ever put its head in the sand? Pigs cannot...
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    Starting Young

    A city boy,named Kenny,moved to the country & bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up & said,"Sorry son,but I have some bad news,the donkey died". Kenny replied,"Well then just give me my money back". The...
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    These Bumper Stickers were spotted on Cars

    1.Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 2.Impotence:Nature's way of saying,"No hard feelings". 3.The proctologist called,they found your head. 4.Save your breath....You'll need it to blow up your date. 5.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them...
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    Who is the greatest living baseball player now?

    Now that Ted Williams has passed away,who is now the greatest living baseball player? My vote is Willie Mays.....For those who never saw Mays play you really missed someone who was special.He did everything....Hit homers,hit for average,stole bases,& played a great defensive centerfield.He had...
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    Greatest Female Singing Voices of All Time

    Thought I would give equal time to the opposite sex.Any thoughts on the best female singer of all time. Singers that come to mind are: Anita Baker Carly Simon Ella Fitzgerald Barbra Streisand Judy Garland Any others?
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    Time for a Joke

    A blond went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300,she exclaimed:"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow,"Anything?",he asked. "Yes,yes,anything",the blond...
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    Proud Fathers

    I received this joke on Father's Day,but was unable to post it: Four guys were telling stories in a bar.One guy leaves to go to the bathroom.The other three guys start talking about their sons. The 1st guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing...
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    Jesus was.......

    Please read this to the end. There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.He called everyone "brother" 2.He liked Gospel. 3.He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.He went into His Father's business. 2.He lived at home...
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    20 Rules guys wish girls know

    1.If you think you're fat,you probably are.Quit asking us. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat.If it's up,put it down. 3.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear. 4.Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such...
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    Is there any good news out there?

    I just finished reading about the news & world events in the newspapers.Man it is brutal.If I didn't know any better I would think the world is coming to an end. The news covered: A US citizen being accused of blowing up his own country & people worried that is rights might be violated...
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    Where is the other dollar ?

    A friend sent me this: Three men want to check into a motel.The desk clerk said the room would cost $30.00.Each man paid $10.00 & went to the room.A little later the desk clerk realized that he over charged the 3 men.The room cost $25.00,not $30.00.The clerk sent a bellhop to the 3 guys room...
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    Who Are Your Top 5 ?

    I got into a discussion with Nolan in another thread about the top teams of all time in the NFL.I thought I would start a new thread so we can open it to everyone else. So,What are your top 5 NFL teams of all time? In no particular order,my top 5 teams are: Green Bay Packers of the...
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