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  1. Smitty

    When a team is rewarded for its penalty

    you mean, like having the over last night and watching the refs COMPLETELY fuck the bears by blowing the play dead when they scored a td? and seeing the game end up 3 points under the total? yup, it's been insane.
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    Pro Card Counter Answers Casino Odds Questions From Twitter

    i only play roulette if the wheel is all 0's. i don't do very well. the book i learned blackjack from said not to split aces against a 2, 9, 10, or ace. i've gotten into a lot of debate at the tables because of that. but a big factor is that you usually only get one card when you split aces...
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    COOK?

    i mean, she's not wrong. i can only do one of those things for myself.
  4. Smitty

    Week 9

    getting a jump on this one. cincinnati (-1.5) 2 units. buffalo still has a lot of problems on defense, and cincinnati is starting to find their stride again. wouldn't be shocked to see this line go up to 3.
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    Week 8

    thanks, ej, so did i. but they've already burned me a few times this year.
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    Week 8

    washington (+7) 2 units washington ML 1 to win 2.6 LAR (+7) 2 units LAR ML 1 to win 2.4 (look ahead for both dallas and philly, as they play each other next week) GB ML 2 units (+100) NO (-2) 2 units
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    Jord20 New College Week

    you just summed up the PAC12 for the last... 20 years?
  9. Smitty

    'Friends' star Matthew Perry dead at 54

    i'm so sorry for your loss
  10. Smitty

    Mass Shooting in Maine

    pretty sure they are claiming the killer was actually hunter biden. or maybe his laptop.
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    death to america

    well, they must be having a snowball fight in hell... because i agree with the ghost of mitch mcconnell.
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    Caviar Dreams 5 Team Parlay !!

    welcome to hammer town. he didn't say you could get the GOOD caviar.
  14. Smitty

    Early Ones...

    piece of cake. :smilies1
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    GUN CONTROL

    how many people do you think would have been killed with that AR-15 before the "good guy(s) with a gun" reacted? "only" 10? "only" 15? see, that's the problem with the "good guy with a gun" argument. it says you're willing to accept at least some deaths. how 'bout trying to prevent ALL...
  16. Smitty

    GUN CONTROL

    it's really the go-to weapon for a previously law-abiding citizen who suddenly decided he (and it's always a "he", isn't it?) just needs to kill a bunch of people.
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    Mass Shooting in Maine

    exactly. and he still had access to an assault rifle. completely legal!! 'murica!! yup, definitely those darn immigrants, who come here to pick our apples, mow our lawns, and clean our offices that are going to be the death of this country.
  19. Smitty

    sheep

    is that the rally a few days ago when trump educated all his followers that "us" is spelled "u-s"? he couldn't be dumber. but he has certainly found his tribe.
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    Mass Shooting in Maine

    my understanding is that poutine is a traditional canadian dish that is french fries topped with an ar-15.
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    Mass Shooting in Maine

    but here's the puzzler... doesn't canada have white men? i guess we'll never understand why this keeps happening here, but is very rare everywhere else. oh well, thoughts and prayers.
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    Mass Shooting in Maine

    the murderer sure looks awfully white to be one of those illegal aliens that are going to "destroy us from within." must be one of those northern mexicans.
  23. Smitty

    The Speaker Vote

    i mean, when the only qualification is that you kiss trump's ass, what can go wrong?
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