"Dude was rude
his vulgar antics,
were rather crude
Across the floor,
He'd kick a chair.
And heave a ball
into the air.
And everyone knew,
he loved to swear.
A Hoosier foul
produced a feud
"Not my fault!",
was his attitude.
All in all,
one might conclude,
"Dude was full of turpitude."