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  1. Morris

    So I stopped at the store to get green beans?.

    I grabbed a couple of handfuls and put them in a clear plastic bag. I cashed out and the girl said to me "Are these green beans"? WTF?seriously! :facepalm:
  2. Morris

    Happ Birthday Jokker

    :hbd:
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    Happy Birthday JOSHNAUDI

    Have a great day man! :hbd:
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    OT Loser System

    2-9 ytd Unless someone wants me to continue tracking this system after this week I am done with it. It obviously won't turn a profit this year. This weeks plays are??.. Iowa St +7' Ind -9 GL all!
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    Anyone doing the No-Shave November...

    It's for prostrate awareness month. Over the period of about 3 months this past summer I had 3 cancer tests come back positive or a good chance of cancer. I had a prostrate biopsy done and that came back negative. Talk about a sigh of relief but it was a long summer for me. Damn guys get...
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    Indian Winter?..

    INDIAN WINTER It's late Fall, and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what...
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    Hump Day Play

    YTD 2-2 Taking a shot here with the screwy line? Mem +2 Gl all!
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    OT Loser System

    1-7 This is usually a profitable system but this year it is a big loser. Plays this week are?. Neb -7 Tenn +11' N Mex +14' GL all!
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    OT Loser System

    1-6 Loser system it is! The play this week is Pitt -5 GL all!
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    Happy Birthday dunclock

    Have a great day! :toast:
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    Happy Birthday Old School

    Have a great day! :hbd:
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    Happy Birthday pel7

    Have a good one! :hbd:
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    Happy Birthday Bobmac

    Have a good one! :toast:
  16. Morris

    What a bullshit call in the Jets/NE game.

    Pushing your own player on a FG attempt Gave Jets the 1st down and kicked the FG for the win. WTF!!!
  17. Morris

    Happy Birthday PAChicky

    Have a great day! :hbd:
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    OT Loser System

    YTD 1-4 Not holding true to form so far this year. Two OT losers last week. Mich and E Car so the plays this week are.... Ind +7' So Miss +22' GL all!
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    Name Change.....

    Because the American Indian Counsel has requested that the NFL disassociate itself from Indian Names, the Washington Redskins have announced that they will change their name to the Washington Foreskins, in honor of all the dickheads in Washington DC , effective immediately. :mj07:
  21. Morris

    Big man and the little girl...

    Awesome. :0008
  22. Morris

    Happy Birtday Jaxx

    Have a great day! :hbd:
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    Happy Birthday fatdaddycool

    Have a great day man! :toast:
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