10 Things your Dog would tell you.

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1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don?t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: ?I cannot bear to watch? or ?Let it happen in my absence.? Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.
 

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I talk to my dogs all the time and they understand damn near everything I say.
 

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my dog would say,


where are we eating? where are we eating? where are we going?

he goes to work with me and he knows that good comes from a window at subway or culvers, he also gets disappointed when no food comes from bank teller except for occasional biscuit he scoffs at
 

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Lol I thought this was gonna be a thread where we all come in and share hilarious lines our mutts would say... but that is also pretty nice. And it's making me feel feelings, damnit.
 
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