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eddie, pop by the clubhouse bar between 2pm and your tee time and see if anybody can pick you out. you, sir, have a big advantage because you know what most of these guys look like. we have no clue on your looks.

He hasn't fit in for seven years, so picking him out should be a snap.
 

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eddie, pop by the clubhouse bar between 2pm and your tee time and see if anybody can pick you out. you, sir, have a big advantage because you know what most of these guys look like. we have no clue on your looks.

I could pick him out--if he's not wearing disguise for trip and have alternative way to find him if he does.

- as I walk through bar--I'll accidently trip and fall down--he'll be the 1st one there--reflex action :142smilie
 

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I could pick him out--if he's not wearing disguise for trip and have alternative way to find him if he does.

- as I walk through bar--I'll accidently trip and fall down--he'll be the 1st one there--reflex action :142smilie
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YYZ can't leave Wisconsin for awile. We'll talk privately.

What do you guys mean you don't know what I look like? I've been described over and over again at this forum. Skinny, ponytail, volvo-driving, New York jewish looking, big nose, argumentative, ambulance chasing, loud mouthed, aclu type, yadda, yadda, yadda with a cross-eyed wife.

If you can't pick me and the old bag out in a small casino in south central Indiana, you guys are really dumb. On second thought, I'll find you guys. I'm not exactly sure when we will be getting there. My wife sells Cabi cloths and has a party early that afternoon. Will be picking her up on the way. Should be over early in the afternoon and I think its in northern Ky.

Eddie
 

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Handi.....uh oh......Angela and I are sharing a glass of wine reading all this diatribe laughing and she can't believe you would 2-time her with Ms. Haskell. She is devastated and on the floor drunk as hell after 4 bottles of Chardonnay........just DAMN!!!!:mj06:
 

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Handi.....uh oh......Angela and I are sharing a glass of wine reading all this diatribe laughing and she can't believe you would 2-time her with Ms. Haskell. She is devastated and on the floor drunk as hell after 4 bottles of Chardonnay........just DAMN!!!!:mj06:

sorry angela, It won't happen again. eddie's bride turned me down, i believe. my wife will be there but we wont see her she'll be busy with one arm bandits:rolleyes:

see ya friday
 

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YYZ can't leave Wisconsin for awile. We'll talk privately.

What do you guys mean you don't know what I look like? I've been described over and over again at this forum. Skinny, ponytail, volvo-driving, New York jewish looking, big nose, argumentative, ambulance chasing, loud mouthed, aclu type, yadda, yadda, yadda with a cross-eyed wife.

If you can't pick me and the old bag out in a small casino in south central Indiana, you guys are really dumb. On second thought, I'll find you guys. I'm not exactly sure when we will be getting there. My wife sells Cabi cloths and has a party early that afternoon. Will be picking her up on the way. Should be over early in the afternoon and I think its in northern Ky.

Eddie

Eddie - I'm actually flying out the Monday after the tourney to NYC to visit with the ACLU for 3 days.
 

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TEAM 7 : 5:10
kosar
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smurphy
bobbybluechip

TEAM 8 : 5:20
MadJack
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ppabart
Eddie Haskell

This is fairly good news as there will only be 7 people watching me completely miss my first tee shot.:00hour
 

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Humilty?

It's called *sandbagging* in this game :mj07:
 

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teams and starting time:

TEAM 1 : TEE OFF 3:00
Boilermaker
Randy
bohawk
Joe

TEAM 2 : TEE OFF 3:10
BSUCARDS
Jason
Phenom
Brad

TEAM 3 : 3:20
tonkgolf
dawgball
gmroz
wineguy

TEAM 4 : 3:30
DTB
Lewehands
Mike
Emily

TEAM 5 : 3:40
Rolltide
Steve
Noll in Vol Land
Tommy

TEAM 6 : 4:50
sixfive
Nick
Charles
Eddie

TEAM 7 : 5:10
kosar
dunclock
smurphy
bobbybluechip

TEAM 8 : 5:20
MadJack
FDC
ppabart
Eddie Haskell


Odds to win:
Team 3 -250! It's a laugher folks.

Odds to drink the most beers: Team 1 -125, Team 7 -125

Odds everyone lives through this thing: -130, someone dies +110

I think you could sell tickets to drive around and watch team 7:mj07: Just wear a hard hat!!!!
 

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Odds to win:
Team 3 -250! It's a laugher folks.

Odds to drink the most beers: Team 1 -125, Team 7 -125

Odds everyone lives through this thing: -130, someone dies +110

I think you could sell tickets to drive around and watch team 7:mj07: Just wear a hard hat!!!!

Its that obvious :scared

You are the favorite in all of your bets :mj07:
 
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