2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!

[tonkgolf]

Dawg,

just posted on the belterra golf betting thread. How can I contact you? I have e-mailed Wineguy.
Do you know gmrozz?

Looking forward to the experience!

tonkgolf

 

[bohawk]

been up since 4am :shrug:

usually up between 4-5. usually go to bed around 9-10

Jack:Man: Roto-rotter completed : Drank the first
stuffyesterday(15 Senokot).Started them after
playing in my league(43)with Joe Bohawk(44).
Potty-Time all LN. 5am downed the Fleet Phospho
Soda!!! Then about 10 renditions of "The Golden
Squirts" by "I Crap Daily"Procedue' went fine. Over
in a 1/2 hour after I was prepped. Results two
small polyps cut out.Next checkup 5 Years:00hour
Thanks ,for yourinsight &experiences on this.
See,ya other Madjackers Fri. evening. Joe&I
stopping @Argosy in the afternoon.He`s got some
"comps"coming there too.:00hour :mj07:

 

[dawgball]

Dawg,

just posted on the belterra golf betting thread. How can I contact you? I have e-mailed Wineguy.
Do you know gmrozz?

Looking forward to the experience!

tonkgolf

username <at> gmail

send me an email, and I will get you my cell number and real email address.

 

[MadJack]

Jack:Man: Roto-rotter completed : Drank the first
stuffyesterday(15 Senokot).Started them after
playing in my league(43)with Joe Bohawk(44).
Potty-Time all LN. 5am downed the Fleet Phospho
Soda!!! Then about 10 renditions of "The Golden
Squirts" by "I Crap Daily"Procedue' went fine. Over
in a 1/2 hour after I was prepped. Results two
small polyps cut out.Next checkup 5 Years:00hour
Thanks ,for yourinsight &experiences on this.
See,ya other Madjackers Fri. evening. Joe&I
stopping @Argosy in the afternoon.He`s got some
"comps"coming there too.:00hour :mj07:

nice to hear, hawk. see you when you get there.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Dawg,

just posted on the belterra golf betting thread. How can I contact you? I have e-mailed Wineguy.
Do you know gmrozz?

Looking forward to the experience!

tonkgolf

Tonk: Look at my name and keep in mind that Yahoo is my preferred email provider and you should be able to get ahold of me.

 

[MadJack]

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333436

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[dawgball]

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333436

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WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

 

[sloppy joe]

Dawg,

You'd better have Johnnie's little red wagon hooked up to your golf cart. Tonkgolf will be "TOAST" by the time you get to #12 - he's been known to haven fallen out the cart more than once in the past!

 

[tonkgolf]

Hey Sloppy,

Get a fuc*&in life! Your first post is to bash someone about "falling" out of a cart!

Agent, I didn't fall out, Sloppy (aka Kevin who fixed our tee times) drove the cart one way and I went the other!

He didn't mention that I caught nearly every beer can as I was sliding down #7 fairway at our home course!!!!!!

By the way Agent thanks for the confidence with the wager. I'll step up to the plate for ya.

Ps As long as I dont go over the edge!!

tonkgolf

 

[dawgball]

Hey Sloppy,

Get a fuc*&in life! Your first post is to bash someone about "falling" out of a cart!

Agent, I didn't fall out, Sloppy (aka Kevin who fixed our tee times) drove the cart one way and I went the other!

He didn't mention that I caught nearly every beer can as I was sliding down #7 fairway at our home course!!!!!!

By the way Agent thanks for the confidence with the wager. I'll step up to the plate for ya.

Ps As long as I dont go over the edge!!

tonkgolf

Sounds like my kind of golf!!

 

[tonkgolf]

Dawg,

Did u get my email? I sent one to you and gmrozz about 1pm.

tonkgolf

 

[smurphy]

been up since 4am :shrug:

usually up between 4-5. usually go to bed around 9-10

Please dear lord, don't let me ever become Jack.:nono:

 

[bsucards]

Was glad you made alteration Jack--1st in terms of fairness and 2nd was huge anxiety reliever for me--as I had been worried about 3 of us winning this and no other Madjack member to witness score-and having anyone think ole dogs pencil whipped them.

This works out much better--

BSUCARDS--will be pleasure --bring a hot putter if you would--if you plan on practiicng putting prior--work on those from 6 to 12 feet--thats what we'll have 75% of time

I think this will help even teams out for sure, I am no where an A player. I am a solid B player, so we should be able to use some of my shots also. I can normally roll some putts in during scrambles for sure

Will be down later tomorrow night

 

[Phenom]

TEAM 1 : TEE OFF 3:00
Boilermaker
Randy
bohawk
Joe

TEAM 2 : TEE OFF 3:10
Kevin
Jason
Phenom
Brad

TEAM 3 : 3:20
tonkgolf
dawgball
gmroz
wineguy

TEAM 4 : 3:30
DTB
BSUCARDS
Mike
Emily

TEAM 5 : 3:40
Rolltide
Steve
Noll in Vol Land
Tommy

TEAM 6 : 4:50
sixfive
Nick
Charles
Eddie

TEAM 7 : 5:10
kosar
dunclock
smurphy
bobbybluechip

TEAM 8 : 5:20
MadJack
FDC
ppabart
Eddie Haskell

Tonkgolf's friend took lewehands spot so I moved BSUCARDS to DTB's group and Kevin to the other group. Kevin is a 3-5 handicap :scared

Glad to add a good golfer to my squad. Does this mean I am on a madjacker free team (save for myself)? :fingerc: :00x17 :em38: Damn, if I didn't know any better I would think I smell or something...

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I think this will help even teams out for sure, I am no where an A player. I am a solid B player, so we should be able to use some of my shots also. I can normally roll some putts in during scrambles for sure

Will be down later tomorrow night

We'll have a great time--You'll laugh your ass off at Emily. Shes about 25 - looks a lot like christy kerr--but doesn't play like her unfortunately --wears 'old' baseball cap--and chews tobacco-

Worth 2 shot distraction on team behind us

 

[Eddie Haskell]

So we are teeing off now at 4:20. The heat of the f'ing day.

That means we are going to finish when it is still light out. Bummer. I like operating under the cloak of darkness.

I was hoping, saturday night, 9:15 PM, 17th tee, dark as shiit, Jack and Fat too drunk to stand up, sitting in their cart laughing hysterically at little Johnny jokes with Eddie and Bart on the tee. Eddie dribbles one 50 yards to the ladies tee and the following conversation takes place:

Eddie: "Did you see that shot?"
Bart: "No."
Eddie: "Good."

Eddie drives cart 280 yards down the middle of the fairway and drops ball out of his pocket and says to Bart

Eddie: "I found it."

Meanwhile, back on the 17th tee, in the darkness, Eddie and Bart hear Fat say:

Fat: " a rat, a big fhucking rat."

As Jack continues to laugh hysterically, Eddie holes the shot from 130 for an eagle 2 and a skin.

Now that's golf.

Eddie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Eddie I'll warn Emily not to be spitting any tobacco on your shoes

 

[ppabart]

So we are teeing off now at 4:20. The heat of the f'ing day.

That means we are going to finish when it is still light out. Bummer. I like operating under the cloak of darkness.

I was hoping, saturday night, 9:15 PM, 17th tee, dark as shiit, Jack and Fat too drunk to stand up, sitting in their cart laughing hysterically at little Johnny jokes with Eddie and Bart on the tee. Eddie dribbles one 50 yards to the ladies tee and the following conversation takes place:

Eddie: "Did you see that shot?"
Bart: "No."
Eddie: "Good."

Eddie drives cart 280 yards down the middle of the fairway and drops ball out of his pocket and says to Bart

Eddie: "I found it."

Meanwhile, back on the 17th tee, in the darkness, Eddie and Bart hear Fat say:

Fat: " a rat, a big fhucking rat."

As Jack continues to laugh hysterically, Eddie holes the shot from 130 for an eagle 2 and a skin.

Now that's golf.

Eddie

Just let me know when to look the other way, sir. :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: It doesn't have to be dark out for this strategy to work

 

[RollTide72]

Shot a smooth stroke controlled 45 tonight. Can't wait for the weekend! :scared

 

[Kramer]

Shot a smooth stroke controlled 45 tonight. Can't wait for the weekend! :scared

TP :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: