2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!

[gardenweasel]

"Times I thanked BBC for stuff: 21
Times I thank BBC without sarcasm: 2"



:142smilie ....:lol: :grins:

now.....that made me laugh out loud.....

 

[smurphy]

I'm shocked I haven't been called out for pulling a disappearing act both nights. Friday's was intentional. Last night's was accidental.

After Smurphy and I jedi'd the buffet manager, I passed out after taking a shower to "wake back up"... Oops!

I didn't remember the lipstick on the face until seeing that pic. What a weekend!

I'll post the 4,000 pics that Angela took with my camera later. Probably tomorrow after I land in NYC.

Great time, everyone! Thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it!

Uhh yeah, I distinctly remember you saying something about a shower, change, and "rubbing one out". I knew that meant your chances of re-emerging were low at best.

Nice work with the after-hours buffet. Just when I was ready to give up, I see you flash some bills to the manager, and all of a sudden we were like some kind of buffet VIP's. I never felt so important while eating cold slices of pizza and meatballs.

 

[MadJack]

"rubbing one out"

flash some bills to the manager

:mj07:

 

[Handi Capper]

NOLE- is tommy two foot your fade:shrug:

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Nole]

NOLE- is tommy two foot your fade:shrug:

:mj07: :mj07:

Good evening HC. No, Tommy is a good buddy of mine. "Fade" is chompin' at the bit for f-ball to start. I'm glad many of you will benefit from his "excellent" selections.

Had lunch with Tommy today. Just couldn't tell him about the stories I heard last night. I'm still floored! :scared

It was my pleasure this weekend to meet you HC. If I ever get the patience to start playing hold 'em, I will hire you as my coach! You were quite impressive!

Take care of yourself and keep winning!


nole

 

[Nole]

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie Will always remember you this way.

Glad I could help! :mj07:

You are a hoot Smurph! Great meeting you this weekend!

Take care.


nole

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

"Times I thanked BBC for stuff: 21
Times I thank BBC without sarcasm: 2"



:142smilie ....:lol: :grins:

now.....that made me laugh out loud.....

It makes me sad. . . .So everytime I was saying that he didn?t have to keep thanking me . . . he was laughing at me . . . on the inside - I now have a pain too deep for tears

 

[gardenweasel]

It makes me sad. . . .So everytime I was saying that he didn?t have to keep thanking me . . . he was laughing at me . . . on the inside - I now have a pain too deep for tears

bbc...what did you expect from "smirky"...(the new name and the pictures are priceless)...

and look at smurph and kosar....i always thought that the baggy pants thing originated in prisons....:shrug:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

That shot was for you, Wayne. I had to show everyone that I was carrying our group the last few holes. ...literally in some cases.

Freakin Kosar is the laziest person I've ever met and deceptively difficult to lift. What a dusgusting lack of effort. We used his drive on the first hole and he decided to be content with that little miracle the next 5 hours.

Poor Dunclock carried the cross for the team all day. He was showing wear and tear by the back 9. Kept cursing at how hilly the course was - something about how we were playing "in a bowl". Around the 8th hole he introduced me to the "hybrid" club. All of a sudden my game had moments of not complete disgrace.

BBC was too busy calculating my club rental tab and lost ball fees to focus much on his golf. Still, he was the 2nd best player on the team and best golf teacher I have ever had. His student shined in front of the world on the 18th.

Although I learned a lot, I like to think I taught the others about *gumption* down the stretch. Another 10 holes and we would have won the whole thing.

Team #7 Stats:

Score: -1

Shots used by -
Dunclock 57%
BBC 33%
Smurphy 9%
Kosar 1%

Shots "taken off" by Kosar: 10

Balls lost: 38 (amazingly kinda evenly distributed)

Coronas left on tees for team #8: 1

Illegal restroom breaks: 5

Times Dunclock/Andy was called "Gary": just once

Times I thanked BBC for stuff: 21
Times I thank BBC without sarcasm: 2

BBC's shoe size: 14:scared

% of team not wearing golf spikes: 50

Number of profane-laced exchanges with FDC shooting behind us: 4

Number of players in team #6 hit by Dunclock's drives: 1

Number of times Dunclock's putts saved our asses from bogeys and double bogeys: 12

Average time Kosar spent setting himself for shots: 0.01 seconds. ...I've never seen such disdain for effort.:nono:

Classic report:toast:

 

[smurphy]

Classic report:toast:

I know you are man of stats.:mj06:

 

[smurphy]

Glad I could help! :mj07:

You are a hoot Smurph! Great meeting you this weekend!

Take care.


nole

Likewise, my friend.:00hour

 

[smurphy]

I now have a pain too deep for tears

Welcome to life, Morrissey.

...Seriusly though - your call somewhere just before Columbus may have saved my life.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Dear Diary:



I played with Fat, Bart and Jack. Jack really can't drink very much. He had a headache most of the day. No way this guy shoots in the 80's with any regularity (unless its at putt-putt or a par 3).


So to round out our foursome, we have Fat Daddy Cool, a Chicago transplant living in Texas. My favorite state, home of George W. Bush. This douche bag had hand surgery or something not to long ago. In essence, our foursome has seven arms and 3 brains.

This knucklehead can't hit a golfball worth a shiit until he gets sufficiently sloshed about the 16 hole when we finally, and I mean finally, use one of his drives. Then of course, he can't stop talking about the f'ing shot.

At this point in time, I'm the only guy contributing to this group with an occasional shot from Bart. Jack is bitching and moaning about his head hurting and Mr.-Tee-it-up-in-the-fairway contribution to our group is similar to the insight he provides to the politics and religion forum. zilch.


Good night diary.

Eddie

First of all I think you are selling yourself short. If you didn't have a brain you wouldn't have been able to rememeber all the bs you just typed as most of it is pretty accurate. Now as far as my contribution to the poitics forum I beg to differ. My contribution was clearly evident when i somehow sent that friggin nut job pt1gard into a five month rant about conspiracy theories to the point he actually went completely insane and is now somwhere in Clevelandpt1gard last known sighting I know you fhicking lawyers are dumb as stumps but I wouldn't go so far as to say you're brainless, now leaving a ten foot putt nine feet short may make you a bit of a nancy but ...............hey you shoulda used the tee on your putts maybe you would have sank just one of the fhucking things in stead of constantly bitching about ole "Billy Baroo" the wooden shaft putter you were using and stiffing the cart girl on her tip(thats not true you guys just having fun I am quite confident this douchebag left her a dime or a nickel), that doesn't even bring into play your fine efforts on that hard dogleg right that you and Jack went through a sleeve of balls on. If it wasn't for the "1947 Ben Hogan's" Jack brought me to play with we would have used that beautiful cut shot I hit around the trees and right down the right side of the fairway!!! Geezus, I light the fhucking guys cigar for him, as he apparently has an oral fixation too, and he goes out and and folds like a lawn chair and I catch the heat. I may have been one armed but I blistered that shot I teed up in the fairway. As a matter of fact I blistered all the shots I teed up in the fairways and rough, who cares that we didn't use any of them you"re the numbskull that hit the fhucking ball into every damn sandtrap on the course. Christ you must have felt like Kramer from Seinfeld hitting balls on the beach.

 

[fatdaddycool]

That shot was for you, Wayne. I had to show everyone that I was carrying our group the last few holes. ...literally in some cases.

Freakin Kosar is the laziest person I've ever met and deceptively difficult to lift. What a dusgusting lack of effort. We used his drive on the first hole and he decided to be content with that little miracle the next 5 hours.

Poor Dunclock carried the cross for the team all day. He was showing wear and tear by the back 9. Kept cursing at how hilly the course was - something about how we were playing "in a bowl". Around the 8th hole he introduced me to the "hybrid" club. All of a sudden my game had moments of not complete disgrace.

BBC was too busy calculating my club rental tab and lost ball fees to focus much on his golf. Still, he was the 2nd best player on the team and best golf teacher I have ever had. His student shined in front of the world on the 18th.

Although I learned a lot, I like to think I taught the others about *gumption* down the stretch. Another 10 holes and we would have won the whole thing.

Team #7 Stats:

Score: -1

Shots used by -
Dunclock 57%
BBC 33%
Smurphy 9%
Kosar 1%

Shots "taken off" by Kosar: 10

Balls lost: 38 (amazingly kinda evenly distributed)

Coronas left on tees for team #8: 1

Illegal restroom breaks: 5

Times Dunclock/Andy was called "Gary": just once

Times I thanked BBC for stuff: 21
Times I thank BBC without sarcasm: 2

BBC's shoe size: 14:scared

% of team not wearing golf spikes: 50

Number of profane-laced exchanges with FDC shooting behind us: 4

Number of players in team #6 hit by Dunclock's drives: 1

Number of times Dunclock's putts saved our asses from bogeys and double bogeys: 12

Average time Kosar spent setting himself for shots: 0.01 seconds. ...I've never seen such disdain for effort.:nono:

I carry that fhucking beer around for two and a half hours (most of the time was spent looking for Eddie's half assed shots and listening to BBC yell "Noonan" every time I tried to lace another beauty 73 yards down the middle of the fairway) and even "spruce" it up a bit for you and you bitch. There's just no pleasing you is there Saul? Hell I even had SixFive put on a wig and a red dress and come down to the bar to pretend to hit on you and you fhucked that up too. I gotta tell ya, size 14 shoe is pretty impressive though.....:shrug:


Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[THE KOD]

fat
sounds like a good time had by all.

One thing.l I thought there was some kind of rule about teeing up the ball in the fairway ?

If your betting on the golf is that allowed ? I think I might be able to play if I could tee up the fairway shots.:shrug:

Love the Eddie storys, not sure why though.

 

[smurphy]

I carry that fhucking beer around for two and a half hours (most of the time was spent looking for Eddie's half assed shots and listening to BBC yell "Noonan" every time I tried to lace another beauty 73 yards down the middle of the fairway) and even "spruce" it up a bit for you and you bitch. There's just no pleasing you is there Saul? Hell I even had SixFive put on a wig and a red dress and come down to the bar to pretend to hit on you and you fhucked that up too. I gotta tell ya, size 14 shoe is pretty impressive though.....:shrug:


Hope this helps,
FDC

Fat, please don't think I didn't appreciate your eforts in keeping that warm corona alive. I showed as much by drinking it, twig and all. Getting a mysterious rash on my side now - not sure if it's from the plant in my beer or Miss/Mr. Amazonia in the bar ...or any of a thousand things in Cleveland.:shrug:

Sincerely,
Saul

 

[gardenweasel]

Fat, please don't think I didn't appreciate your eforts in keeping that warm corona alive. I showed as much by drinking it, twig and all. Getting a mysterious rash on my side now - not sure if it's from the plant in my beer or Miss/Mr. Amazonia in the bar ...or any of a thousand things in Cleveland.:shrug:

Sincerely,
Saul

cleveland?....don`t start me on cleveland....i got some kfc in cleveland once and i thought i only detected 10 herbs and spices.....

d`yhear that counselor!.....what can you do for me?...

/edward would have the dead disinterred if he thought he could sue them ..

 

[RollTide72]

What a great time last weekend at Belterra. It was great to see old friends once again and the opportunity to meet new ones.

I got to the casino around 6 PM on Friday night and after I checked in, found Jack, Dawgball, Dunclock and Fat Daddy Cool in the bar... no surprise there :142smilie

Caught up with Andy for a few minutes and then we all headed down to the Poker Room to get signed up for the 7 PM tournament. Ran into Handicapper (love this guy!) and found out he had already cashed in a tournament earlier that day. I don't know if someone pulled some strings, but initially we were told that the registration had been closed. Next thing I know I'm buying in to the tournament and sitting with FDC, Dawg and Dunclock. Lasted for about an hour... my pocket Queens ran into pocket Kings. Visited with and watched 6-5 play at the next table over for a few minutes.

Was playing some low limit poker when Nole walked over and introduced himself to me. How he could pick me out of a room full of people is amazing :mj07: He brought 2 putt Tommy and his gorgeous wife Amanda over and introduced them to me. Amanda sat down at the table a short time later and I don't think my eardrum has recovered yet. She is one LOUD lady!

There was a large group of Madjackers hanging out up front and 6-5 finally was able to drag me away from losing all of my money at the poker table. Was waiting to cash out and saw Bohawk and called him over and we visited for a few minutes. Started to head back up front and ran into Wineguy and Angela. Had a great conversation with them and after a while we all went up front to join the rest of the group.

Bobby, Smurph, GMroz, ScubaSteve (Handicapper's buddy) and the rest of the crew were already in rare form. Met Bohawk's brother JoeBo as well as Handicapper's lovely wife. My good buddy Kosar was cute as ever sitting on a bar stool against the wall taking it all in. We caught up for a few minutes and then Wineguy brought me a special treat... Liquid Gold that is. Crown Royal Cask #16. Smooth like buttah I think I said several times.

After that bar closed down, those of us left headed on down to the other bar still open and I had a great time getting to visit with Fat Daddy Cool. Let me tell you folks something... this guy is as good as they come. Genuine, friendly and one funny dude! I really enjoyed getting to visit. Was just sorry that I couldn't keep my eyes open past 3:30 AM.

Will go over Saturday's events a bit later.

As FDC says... hope this helps. :SIB

 

[dawgball]

Uhh yeah, I distinctly remember you saying something about a shower, change, and "rubbing one out". I knew that meant your chances of re-emerging were low at best.

I hate not being able to follow through with good intentions before passing out! :0corn

If I would have known you guys were in it until 5:30 am, I would have come down. I snapped out of the coma at the end of my bed around 2:30. I drove out of the parking lot around 5 am because I couldn't get back to sleep, and my wife was needing some assistance before I left fr NYC on Monday.

I hate it that I didn't take advantage of spending more time with everyone. We'll get 'em next time.

 

[Wineguy]

Hey Dawgball...where are your pics? Did they not turn out?