Seriously Agent what the fuck is up with your attitude? Lighten the hell up!! 2 year fucking no-show.
I think it's all that organic shit that his lady forces him to eat. Puts him on edge.
Tell you what Agent - I will buy you a cheeseburger, a Davidoff cigar and double bourbon (We won't tell Hippo and I won't video it) and then maybe you will lighten the fuck up. (Actually, you probably won't show so never mind)