5th of May

[smurphy]

You keep this up and you'll be on the Jack Wooden Saturdays only routine :scared by the time football gets here.

It's all adding up nicely. I will live forever and nothing bad could possibly ever happen. :SIB

By the time football gets here, the schedule will be juggled. I can feel the H/K looming in the distance. A storm is on the horizon of the horizon of the horizon.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Actually, its my anniversary.

Eddie

 

[Morris]

Happy Cinco de Mayo muchachos!!!

Aribe! Aribe!

:drinky:

I had fajaitas for dinner. :shrug:

 

[Toledo Prophet]

Thanks Judge

the key word being "regional"

kinda like Idaho having "Cinco de Potato"

:mj07: :mj07:

Should we drink Vodka to celebrate Cinco de Potato?

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

and BBC if it makes you look at me in a better light, I'm about 20 feet off the Kishwaukee River every weekend with tons to do without the masses or the fecal matter

It does - thanks for clearing it up.

For some reason, I figured that if you were going to Belvidere/Rockford, you were spending time building Chryslers or hanging out in an industrial park.

 

[smurphy]

Looks like the marketing department has the Spaceball One power rating blown a bit out of proportion. I have the game capped at Surly Pirates -2, which is a heckuva line differential for a kickball game.

As much as I'm rootin' for ya, I gotta bet the Pirates at even money. Good Luck.

Spaceball One 5
Surly Pirates 4

under hit miraculously. it was 5-4 with 2.5 innings to go. defenses tightened. hell of a game. We win again!

Best part was the fight I got into 1 hour ago. Some bitch ass mutha ****a went ballistic when I playfully pulled some girl's hat down over her face. Turned out she was his girlfriend ior some shit. So he steps up and goes after me, I meet him half way and take a drunk swing - I sorta hit, but not nearly satisfactory, then 4 of his friends get me to the ground. What they didn't realize was that I have a crazy friend who jumped in and pushed them all back exept for the original girl who decided to slap him in the face. He appropriately pushed her out of the way, to which the 6 bitches started protesting that he hit her in the face. Nobody bought that shit and we walked out of there with me finally getting a decent punch on the original prick on the way out. Took forever to unlock my BICYCLE and stroll it home. ....Damn I wish they came after me because I was starteing to sober up. I'm an awful drunk fighter - it's kind of a Murphy's law because I won't fight unless drunk - yet I can't fight worth shit when drunk. Anyway because of my friend we basically took care of 6 sorry ass mutha****as. God bless him.

Spaceball One now 4-1-1.

 

[smurphy]

seriously though, i made all that up except for the part about us winning at kickball.

 

[smurphy]

fu*k! face hurting now and puffy. I guess one or more of these jakasses got a punch in. Reckon that's the good and bad of drunk fighting - you don't feel it for a while. ....should have taken advantage while numb. I accomplished almost nothing. will not let such a golden opportunity slip by next time.