A blonde walked into a sub shop
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A blonde walks into a sub shop and asks to buy thier television set. The owner laughed it off as he was really busy and she was just a dumb blonde. He sent her on her way and said go next door to Best Buy they have a large TV selection
The blonde walks into the electronics store and sees a TV she wants. She asks the employee how much it costs but he answers "I'm sorry, but we dont sell TV's to dumb blondes". Frusterated, she leaves, and returns an hour later disguised as a red head.
-"May I please know the price for that TV?"
-"No, I'm sorry, but we dont sell TV's to dumb blondes"
Even more frusterated by the fact that he saw through her disguise, she left in a huff only to return another hour later with black hair instead.
-"Sir, would you please tell me the price of that TV?"
-"No, I keep telling you, I dont sell TV's to dumb blondes!"
The blonde couldnt take it anymore.
" Can't you see my hair? Its not blonde its black! How do you keep finding out I'm blonde?"
"Because ma'am, thats not a TV. Its a microwave."
The blonde walks into the electronics store and sees a TV she wants. She asks the employee how much it costs but he answers "I'm sorry, but we dont sell TV's to dumb blondes". Frusterated, she leaves, and returns an hour later disguised as a red head.
-"May I please know the price for that TV?"
-"No, I'm sorry, but we dont sell TV's to dumb blondes"
Even more frusterated by the fact that he saw through her disguise, she left in a huff only to return another hour later with black hair instead.
-"Sir, would you please tell me the price of that TV?"
-"No, I keep telling you, I dont sell TV's to dumb blondes!"
The blonde couldnt take it anymore.
" Can't you see my hair? Its not blonde its black! How do you keep finding out I'm blonde?"
"Because ma'am, thats not a TV. Its a microwave."
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