A duck walks into a bar

[MadJack]

goes up to the bartender and orders 6 beers and 6 shots.

The bartender says, is that cash or charge?








The duck says, just put it on my bill.

:mj07:

 

[pd1]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "gimme a beer and a mop."

 

[lostinamerica]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap.

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

GL

 

[BigFatLooza]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap.

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

GL

 

[MadJack]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap.

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

GL

:lol:

 

[Morris]

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

waddle it take, to make you quack up

:shrug::shrug::shrug:

 

[comfortable1]

waddle it take, to make you quack up

:shrug::shrug::shrug:

Obviously he suffers from a rare mallardy.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Obviously he suffers from a rare mallardy.

We'll never know, he seems to be duckling the question

 

[Skulnik]

Similar joke in Political, it's real life though.

Nuff Said

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Similar joke in Political, it's real life though.

Nuff Said

 

[MadJack]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Q: What time does a duck wake up?
[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A: At the quack of dawn!
[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

 

[Morris]

:mj07::mj07::mj07:

 

[comfortable1]

 

[lawtchan]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap.



"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

GL

..

 

[Sportsaholic]