A guy walks in to a bar.....

[yyz]

He sees an empty stool next to an attractive gal, so he sits right on down, and orders a drink. He let's a few minutes pass, and notices no one is with her, so he asks, "Do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Not at all", she replies.

"Can I smell your pussy", he asks, matter-of-factly.

"MOST CERTAINLY NOT!!", the offended young lady shoots back!

Without skipping a beat, the guy says, "Oh.....must be your feet then."

 

[OAKAS]

He sees an empty stool next to an attractive gal, so he sits right on down, and orders a drink. He let's a few minutes pass, and notices no one is with her, so he asks, "Do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Not at all", she replies.

"Can I smell your pussy", he asks, matter-of-factly.

"MOST CERTAINLY NOT!!", the offended young lady shoots back!

Without skipping a beat, the guy says, "Oh.....must be your feet then."

:142smilie

 

[Nole]

Holy shit!!


:mj07:

 

[Morris]

:142smilie

 

[The Boys]

very weak

 

[MadJack]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[no pepper]

:lol:


Guy walks into a dance bar. Music's thumping loud.
Walks up to hot chick and asks her to dance.

She says, "No I don't want to dance with you!"

Guy shouts back, "DANCE? I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DANCE. I SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

 

[IE]

 

[yyz]

So.......A guy accepts first place prize money that he didn't win. What would you call that?

very weak

I agree.