A scientist cloned himself.....

[Kanuck]

but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.


A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."



A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate.



A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"





:00x31

 

[freelancc]

:00x31

:0corn

 

[IntenseOperator]

:nooo:

 

[Kanuck]

I guess those jokes were not as exciting as bacon man. :mj07:

 

[Morris]

Snowed in again?

 

[Kanuck]

thank you, thank you I'm here all week try the steak.

 

[momoney]

...A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartenders says,"Sorry, we don't serve food here."


:rimshot

 

[Kanuck]

A giraffe walks into a bar. "High balls are on me!"


A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi."


A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.


:00x24

 

[MadJack]

...A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartenders says,"Sorry, we don't serve food here."


:rimshot

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

why does an elephant paint his toenails red?

so he can hide in a cherry tree.

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

it works, doesn't it? :shrug:

 

[IntenseOperator]

.....

:nooo:

 

[Kanuck]

ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

it works, doesn't it? :shrug:

I liked it :mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

My dogs got no nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWGlJrG6sQ&feature=related