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smurphy

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I follow a binary system. All women are either 1 or 0, doable or not doable, on or off, yes or no. I'm ashamed to admit that I've drank many 0's into 1's. ...In the morning, they are a 0 again. Not good.
 

IE

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Smurph, she's getting ready to sit on my face,
hence, the 10 :mj07:


Kramer i see your pumped...don't forget the russian judges though, lmao!!, they don't give 10's!

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vinnie

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it's how we handle adversity :rolleyes:

this is the reason for our success :00hour

that guy doesn't know what adversity means for chrissakes.

<---under the influence for the 2nd time in case vinnie has something to say :142smilie

..............................:rolleyes:
 

gardenweasel

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"the bunker"
Good. I was beginning to think I was alone.

Jack, WTF? You making less sense than Scott AND Gardenweasel today.

umm hmm.....that`s the second thread i`ve seen your remark in........d`joo ever think the problem might be that empty hardshell gourd attached to your neck?....:nono:

some humor....

q: why does the muslim goat herder in pakistan allow his goats to graze near the cliff's edge?
a: because the goats rock back harder....

a riddle:

if you have a long line of rabbits, all facing you, and all taking a step backward, what is that called?
 
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gardenweasel

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"the bunker"
nobody else is conscious,so the answer to the riddle is :
a receding hare-line,of course..........

one more before i pass out....

a snail goes to a car dealership and buys a car......as a special option he requests a superman logo to be placed on the doors on both sides of the car. ....

when the salesman questions his desire for the superman logo, the snail explains, "that way, when people see me drive past they will say,'look at that S-car go!'".....


:rimshot
 

gardenweasel

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"the bunker"
so this ex con walks into a bar, and his head is the size of a golf ball.....

so,the bartender axs him, "what happened to you?"....

"well", he said, "last night i walked into a bar, and sat down next to this voodoo woman.....we sat and talked and she axed me what i wanted"......

/bada bing! :rimshot
 
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