Oh and we have all read your AMAZING posts, right? I mean christ if you have read one, you have read them all. They get ever more personal as we go too, which is always nice. Could you be more 3rd grade with your shit? You have no muscles, glasses and you are a douche bag. :talk: Or the ever hilarious massengill slam. I mean you NEVER come on here and patronize anyone or put people down do you? See the thing is 95% of the time I'm fukcing around. It just seems sarcasm doesn't transmit real well in cyberspace, and some jerk offs take things a little too serious. Maybe it's their fragile egos?:shrug: I'm not sure, but I also don't care. I mean who really wants to 'get along' with everyone anyway? What kind of person wants everyone to like them? My approach keeps me from having to send out too many bday and xmas cards, and attend numerous weddings and funerals when I could be golfing. I'm happy with the amount of friends I have FDC, but if I start recruiting again I will let you know. You might be one of the biggest blowhards I have ever stumbled across on one of these forums, but hey that IS an accomplishment. I'm sure your next post will make us aware AGAIN of how dumb we all are and how smart and great you are. Oh yea, and don't forget sexy, muscle bound, and rich. Congratulations on everything YOU have done my friend......:SIB
I put people down all the time. Mostly you and Sponge, but there are others. One time I called the Worm a leech. Must have really hit home huh?
First of all what the hell are you talking about. Are you friggin delusional or what? Who the hell ever said I don't put people down? Damn sure wasn't me. So far you are the only that has posted that I am sexy, muscle bound, and rich is you. Glad you think so but, I am not looking for a new friend, nor am I really flattered to be quite honest. I think I actually threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read it actually.
Look Agent, heres the deal. You, "my friend", also possess an incredible ego as witnessed by the constant 'look at me' posts which are all rather well documented on here. I don't care how many friends you have, don't care what you do for a living, don't need you to fix my golf swing, don't care to hear about what you place in tournaments, which is why I don't post how I do in tournaments, don't care, don't care, don't care. All that crap is you screaming for attention so I generally oblige.
Now if you want to talk about quality of posts, or the posts I make that I have an opinion on ...... I will take the Pepsi challenge with you on that subject any fuhkin time chief. You dig what I am layin down there Tiger? When I post an opinion, I at least make sure I am somewhat educated on the subject. You do not, which is why your 'supposed' sarcasm doesn't translate. It's boorish and ridiculously repetitive as they all point back to how good you are at whatever the hell it is that is being talked about.
So if you would like to stand by and wait for all the wonderful posts of support of how great a poster you are and how everyone is sick of my shit then you are going to need some canned goods.
As far as me being the biggest blow hard on the forum, then you need to get someone to read EVERYBODY"S posts to you. You need to step away from the crack pipe for a bit.
The only thing I said was to not use the same friggin smilie as your friend. Re-read it again Skip.
You want me to be nice to you, no problem, do something other than brag about yourself or tell everyone how you are just the innocent bystander in all of this. Besides, douche really works for you.
