Send your boyfriend over and when the two of you get here i will gladly take a toothbrush and scrub your nuts and also brush his teeth all in one shot. You beg to be funny, cry to be funny and yet you are never funny. If you took a poll on this site you might pull in 5 percent tops on people who think something like that was funny. Its despicable actually but hey that is how you run.
No I cry when I read something as completely idiotic as this. I couldn't give a shit who thinks I am funny, because I make myself laugh and I am the only one that matters to me. I think the percentage might be closer to eight anyway. Now the percentage of people on this site that think you are an idiot is probably considerably higher.
You know what, a tampon is a sponge too, and their are also contraceptive sponges, at least they have a purpose. Hell, if somebody would have used one for foreplay other than a bottle of Canadian Hunter and two packs of Lucky Strikes before sauntering out into the parking lot of Wet Willies Watering Wagon with "Crazy ole Al" and bending over the back of the dumpster however many years ago we wouldn't be having this one sided conversation. I do, however look forward to my day at "Sponges Day Spa for Nutsacks.
By the way, that is how I ROLL you fuhking dolt, you need to spend less time worrying about me and a hell of a lot more time worrying about your sparkling relationships with all your pals on this site. You see, Playtex, I don't post on an internet website under an assumed screen name because I think that this somehow makes a difference to the moral conscience of the earth.
Let me assure everyone of one fuhking thing.............the pictures were fuhking funny, period. The movie Faces of Death was wildly popular and people died in it and your worried about a photo shop picture. I know people that have spent their lives raising a severely retarded child, I also have a cousin born with Spina Bifida that is severely handicapped but that doesn't mean shit to ANYONE but him, he is the one that has it and trust me he doesn't need you to defend his fuhking honor or protect the moral code of the nations.
Despicable, thats rich, its a fuhking joke moron that is it................so while you sit there and watch Carlos Mencia on comedy central tonight make fun of nearly every moral issue in existence all to wildly popular reviews and large viewing audiences, or while you tune into to South Park, one of the most popular shows on television for years in which they constantly poke fun at the handicapped, try not to get powdered cheese on the front of your bib.
