ALERT! fletcher's NEW SERVICE
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Eric I got your back and will be interested in franchising one in the local area the great state of ohio and trust me the locals need good quality used cars because of the no refund rule some of the local travel agents imposed on the Sugar Bowl packages they were peddling and even saw one huckster still advertising in this sundays Dispatch even after the big loss up there Also needed because they over extended on two other things all those new buckeye nut necklaces were sky high this year and also know for a fact a lot of them overbet this last game on Ohio St + the points regardless of all the advice you gave them on money managementor the fact I told them 6 days ahead of time that the buckeyes were a bad risk in the state up north this year so yessssirrrrrreee the locals need used cars and the buick dealer where I work the sales are down so that means pent up demand and they are buying used instead of new even with the 3-4-5-6 thiusand dollars rebates general motors have been offering we could also add bodyshops to them and pump up business by taking down some stop signs in the local area plus we have this I -270 outerbelt shooter some saying he is copycat to the one in virginia and maryland I know for a fact he has shot over 10 cars and that means customers as no one wants to drive a machine with a hole shot in it or we could patch those holes in out body shop we could even find the inventory we need in the hills and woods next week as it will be deer season and all those guys out hunting deer will be parking thier 4x4s on the side of the roads in the state parks making for easy pickings so the first wave of iron we stock the lot with could be pure profit other than new ignition locks and door cylinders and you know how chrysler is selling that new Pacifica by having whats her name errrrr Celine Dion sing while driving down the road or the local dealers are all working the trunck monkey gimmick where a monkey jumps outta the trunck and bashes a guy hollaring and doing road rage thing at your window well the guy simply pushes this button added to the dash and <kerpop> up goes the trunk and out jumps a monkey with a west virginia equalizer errrrrrr sooorrrryyyyy Eric I forgot for a second your home state there is was actually a tire iron aka lug wrench in the monkeys paw (paw as in hand not dad) well any way we gotta upstage all this local crap in order to sell them used cars I once worked with a real sharp salesman in the 70's he was a champ man i tell ya Eric his motto as come on in to the lot and we 'll cheat ya opps treat ya right yep that was good old Sharpie and I am sure the locals know who i am talking about we gotta get a gigantic flag too from the flag lady up on north high that great corvette dealer down on rt 33 at gender rd has one so we need one too can you believer they named it gender rd hey I got it eric sex sells and you are the sex ape and that is simply a grown up monkey right sorta an ape hey and gender rd sex ape gotta be a good gimmick there we can have a sex ape jump outta the trunk and chase down this so called i-270 shooter and chase him off into the woods well you know what happens then but this would be a slight tarnish on your image with a sex ape chasing a crazy guy with a gun well you know it would look like you like the wrong gender on gender rd then old BTJ would get all wound up again and start a bunch of stuff could even get me boooted off of this fine sight and their goes my reputation tooo the one downtown chevy lot has marilee and the loooannn arrrraaannnnngerrrr and they are shooting down prices with western pistols while sitting on horse back the new local 1000 yard benchrest shoootinng club here needs some promoting and so would we maybe we could arrrrrangggeeeeee a tv promo with them shooting down our prices with one or two of those heavy bench rifles it would be a win win situation like the middles that hit this weekend a win win situation well Eric I know you are gone so like i said i came in here to defend your new enterprise and i know this is not very many ideas but dont worry none i got my thinking cap on and we will come up with a good logo and motto and gimmick for tv ad before i close out i want your opinion on the sex ape an indian and a polar bear in a canoe floating down the olentangy next to the horseshoe and we could say paddle down for a hot deal on a cool set of wheels honest injun I think that would stroke all the locals the buckeyes the miami redhawks the cincy bearcats etc I will be waiting for your reply
GENO said:Eric I got your back and will be interested in franchising one in the local area the great state of ohio and trust me the locals need good quality used cars because of the no refund rule some of the local travel agents imposed on the Sugar Bowl packages they were peddling and even saw one huckster still advertising in this sundays Dispatch even after the big loss up there Also needed because they over extended on two other things all those new buckeye nut necklaces were sky high this year and also know for a fact a lot of them overbet this last game on Ohio St + the points regardless of all the advice you gave them on money managementor the fact I told them 6 days ahead of time that the buckeyes were a bad risk in the state up north this year so yessssirrrrrreee the locals need used cars and the buick dealer where I work the sales are down so that means pent up demand and they are buying used instead of new even with the 3-4-5-6 thiusand dollars rebates general motors have been offering we could also add bodyshops to them and pump up business by taking down some stop signs in the local area plus we have this I -270 outerbelt shooter some saying he is copycat to the one in virginia and maryland I know for a fact he has shot over 10 cars and that means customers as no one wants to drive a machine with a hole shot in it or we could patch those holes in out body shop we could even find the inventory we need in the hills and woods next week as it will be deer season and all those guys out hunting deer will be parking thier 4x4s on the side of the roads in the state parks making for easy pickings so the first wave of iron we stock the lot with could be pure profit other than new ignition locks and door cylinders and you know how chrysler is selling that new Pacifica by having whats her name errrrr Celine Dion sing while driving down the road or the local dealers are all working the trunck monkey gimmick where a monkey jumps outta the trunck and bashes a guy hollaring and doing road rage thing at your window well the guy simply pushes this button added to the dash and <kerpop> up goes the trunk and out jumps a monkey with a west virginia equalizer errrrrrr sooorrrryyyyy Eric I forgot for a second your home state there is was actually a tire iron aka lug wrench in the monkeys paw (paw as in hand not dad) well any way we gotta upstage all this local crap in order to sell them used cars I once worked with a real sharp salesman in the 70's he was a champ man i tell ya Eric his motto as come on in to the lot and we 'll cheat ya opps treat ya right yep that was good old Sharpie and I am sure the locals know who i am talking about we gotta get a gigantic flag too from the flag lady up on north high that great corvette dealer down on rt 33 at gender rd has one so we need one too can you believer they named it gender rd hey I got it eric sex sells and you are the sex ape and that is simply a grown up monkey right sorta an ape hey and gender rd sex ape gotta be a good gimmick there we can have a sex ape jump outta the trunk and chase down this so called i-270 shooter and chase him off into the woods well you know what happens then but this would be a slight tarnish on your image with a sex ape chasing a crazy guy with a gun well you know it would look like you like the wrong gender on gender rd then old BTJ would get all wound up again and start a bunch of stuff could even get me boooted off of this fine sight and their goes my reputation tooo the one downtown chevy lot has marilee and the loooannn arrrraaannnnngerrrr and they are shooting down prices with western pistols while sitting on horse back the new local 1000 yard benchrest shoootinng club here needs some promoting and so would we maybe we could arrrrrangggeeeeee a tv promo with them shooting down our prices with one or two of those heavy bench rifles it would be a win win situation like the middles that hit this weekend a win win situation well Eric I know you are gone so like i said i came in here to defend your new enterprise and i know this is not very many ideas but dont worry none i got my thinking cap on and we will come up with a good logo and motto and gimmick for tv ad before i close out i want your opinion on the sex ape an indian and a polar bear in a canoe floating down the olentangy next to the horseshoe and we could say paddle down for a hot deal on a cool set of wheels honest injun I think that would stroke all the locals the buckeyes the miami redhawks the cincy bearcats etc I will be waiting for your reply
What got into you GENO...ERIC?
Just poking some fun at about a half a dozen people on the site, Dr and I came real close to dumpiing on poor old Marine again, but I decided he had a target on his back long enough
More seriously Happy Thanksgiving to all and as I count my things to be thankful for, one of them is finding this site.
So Thanks Jack, Eric, Raymond, Nolan, Dr, Pete (ndnfan), ppabart, private petey, Thunder, the Big Tease, IE, MJB,
WOW! WAIT, I will get carpal tunnel typing all of the folks who add to and make a difference around here for the most part it is all of us.
Thank You, all
More seriously Happy Thanksgiving to all and as I count my things to be thankful for, one of them is finding this site.
So Thanks Jack, Eric, Raymond, Nolan, Dr, Pete (ndnfan), ppabart, private petey, Thunder, the Big Tease, IE, MJB,
WOW! WAIT, I will get carpal tunnel typing all of the folks who add to and make a difference around here for the most part it is all of us.
Thank You, all
I will bet you got that picture out of Vegas I seen that before i got to know Fletcher and said ok that is his deal (NOT) but a good one. By the Jack that one will cost you how i dont know but it will. Thanks for the fun.
