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Good one Jabber
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I thought Smurph's was a touch better.:142smilie
Good one Jabber
:mj07: :mj07:
25 rules for being a good republican
25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is
communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.
....and the thread just gets dumber and dumberSimple solution--Segregate each party--
Let each live by their own merits and convictions with out the others interference--who would prosper and who couldn't survive:shrug:
--and who would Edward sue :142smilie
--end of arguement
Simple solution--Segregate each party--
Let each live by their own merits and convictions with out the others interference--who would prosper and who couldn't survive:shrug:
--and who would Edward sue :142smilie
--end of arguement
That is a joke, right? We will take all of the scientists, academics, intellectuals, musicians, artists and entertainers to go start a new society. You guys can have all of the fat, middle aged, bible thumping, god fearing, fag hating, gun toting white guys to run for the hills. Just remember to bring the can opener. Hate to think of you and gw stuck in that cabin with all those beans and nothing to open them with.
Sorry Saul, I played along again.
That is a joke, right? We will take all of the scientists, academics, intellectuals, musicians, artists and entertainers to go start a new society. You guys can have all of the fat, middle aged, bible thumping, god fearing, fag hating, gun toting white guys to run for the hills. Just remember to bring the can opener. Hate to think of you and gw stuck in that cabin with all those beans and nothing to open them with.
Sorry Saul, I played along again.
and you`ll be invaded and occupied by someone who`s military is superior to yours......
like costa rica....
Isn't like 40% of the military Democrat? That would make the Dem nation pretty formidable. Plus, they might have SMART officers like Wesley Clark et al. The Republican military would be controlled by chickenhawk retards like Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz.and you`ll be invaded and occupied by someone who`s military is superior to yours......
like costa rica....
Nah weasal we will just out think you guys and it wont be hard. .
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-g! raders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right! people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Oops, can't do that either.
:scared :shrug: :00hour
That is a joke, right? We will take all of the scientists, academics, intellectuals, musicians, artists and entertainers to go start a new society. You guys can have all of the fat, middle aged, bible thumping, god fearing, fag hating, gun toting white guys to run for the hills. Just remember to bring the can opener. Hate to think of you and gw stuck in that cabin with all those beans and nothing to open them with.
Sorry Saul, I played along again.
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
WHY WOULD ANYONE BE FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, BUT AGAINST ABORTION. I'M FOR BOTH !
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
IN SOME CASES BUSINESS DOES CREATE OPPRESSION. GOV DOES CREATE PROSPERITY FOR THE GROUPS THAT LOBBY THEM AND FILL THEIR POCKETS WITH CASH
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN FIND MANY THAT BELIEVE THIS / SMOKE SCREEN !
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
BIG PICTURE / WHAT % DO WE SPEND ON ART? THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT ALL HAVE THEIR WASTE.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE BUT I DON'T THINK THE SKY IS FALLING. THIS JUST HAPPENS TO BE A SCARE TOPIC FOR THE LEFT / THE RIGHT HAS THEIRS.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
WITH THE SCIENCE THAT WE HAVE. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MOST HOMOSEXUALS ARE BORN THAT WAY, THERE IS NOT MUCH ANYONE CAN SAY THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE WE NEW HOW IT WAS SPREAD,IT WAS SPREAD BY A LACK OF GOV SPENDING AND GOV PARTICIPATION IN FINDING OUT HOW IT WAS SPREAD AND EDUCATING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON THE SUBJECT. THE FIRST JOB OF GOV IS TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE. OUR GOV DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS AND INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE INFECTED BECAUSE THEY DID NOT SECURE THE BLOOD SUPPLY FAST ENOUGH. HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS ?
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-g! raders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. YOU DON'T WANT SEX EDUCATION BUT YOU ARE AGAINST ABORTION & TEACHING KIDS HOW AIDS SPREADS. I THINK THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY. LOOK AT YOU, YOU FIND THIS LIST INTERESTING. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? IF YOU CAN FOR YOURSELF ?
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
SMOKE SCREEN TOPIC / LIKE POSTING A LIST THAT SOMEONE ELSE CAME UP WITH SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. RIGHT ?
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
WHO CARES WHAT HIS MOTIVATION WAS ? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO FREE THOUGH AND SPEECH IN AMERICA ? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ? WHY IS THE FAR RIGHT SO EAGER TO OPPRESS WHAT THEY DON'T AGREE WITH ?
12. You have to believe the NRA/ACLU is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU/NRA is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
BOTH INSTITUTION HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. THE NRA & THE ACLU ARE INTERCHANGEABLE IN THIS STATEMENT.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. TAXES CAN NEVER BE LOW ENOUGH FOR ME. SMART PEOPLE DON'T PAY ATM FEES.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. ON A TIME LINE THEY ARE
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
SOME TEST ARE CULTURALLY BIASED. HOW CAN WE EXPECT SOMEONE TO PASS A TEST IF THEY WERE NOT TAUGHT THE SUBJECT IN THEIR SCHOOL ? IT'S FUNNY HOW PARTS OF WHITE AMERICA & MEN NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH QUOTAS AND SET-ASIDES, WHEN THEY FAVORED THEM.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right! people haven't been in charge.
THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT FOR THE LAST 7 YRS HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB WITH OUR MONEY IN WASHINGTON. WHATS WITH ALL THESE TAX BREAKS FOR BIG BUSINESS ? I'M A BELIEVER IN STIMULATING THE ECONOMY WITH TAX INCENTIVES BUT SOME OF THESE TAX LOOP HOLES ARE AS CLOSE TO REDISTRIBUTING WEALTH AS YOU CAN GET.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
AGAIN, YOU CAN INVERT THE TWO GROUPS IN THIS STATEMENT. BOTH GROUPS SHOULD BE CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED. I DON'T THINK MOST AMERICANS WANT OUR GOV TO WASTE TIME WITH THESE SMOKE SCREEN TOPICS. THERE SEEMS TO BE SO MANY HOMOSEXUALS ON THE RIGHT IN GOV, WHY DON'T THEY ALL COME OUT AND MOVE ON TO ISSUES THAT AFFECT REAL AMERICA ?
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
THE ONLY THING THIS MESSAGE IS : PARTISANSHIP AT IT'S BEST. THINKING LIKE THIS IS BY DUMMIES FOR DUMMIES TO HOLD AMERICA @ A STANDSTILL !!!!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
WHY NOT GOD BLESS THE WORLD AND ALL THOSE WHO LOVE & EMBRACE PEACE AND FREEDOM. WHY DON'T WE THROW IN A PRAYER FOR OUR ENEMIES ? MAYBE GOD WILL CHANGE OUR ENEMIES INTO OUR FRIENDS. IS GOD ONLY FOR AMERICA ?
Oops, can't do that either.
:scared :shrug: :00hour
I see you have opinion again with no facts--when I get time I'll post CNN exit polls on voters education--voters income--then we'll do crime stats-- aids--wefare stats--illegtimacy rates ect from your 90% voting block--
can't argue with your artists-musicians and entertainers-- they will give you something to do since we have corporate america and the jobs--and speaking of corporate america--who do you think 99% of scientist work for--
Will also side with you on the god fearing issues--was thinking last night just what positive could liberals have by being cut of the conservative element--and only thing I could come up with that you could do without was Christmas--you wouldn't have to watch children open presents-Santa Clause ect--you could abolish it and maybe instill Gay Day in its place--you could buy your children little leather outfits and nipple rings and take them down to parade to bump uglies with other children![]()
I knew it would be sooner than later that you would bring in the Blacks voting Democrat stat that you love to death. I know it's a dream of yours to live in a country free from Blacks, but sadly you live in the United States of America. ...Perhaps this is your main motivation for the eventual move to China.:SIBI see you have opinion again with no facts--when I get time I'll post CNN exit polls on voters education--voters income--then we'll do crime stats-- aids--wefare stats--illegtimacy rates ect from your 90% voting block--
I see you have opinion again with no facts--when I get time I'll post CNN exit polls on voters education--voters income--then we'll do crime stats-- aids--wefare stats--illegtimacy rates ect from your 90% voting block--
can't argue with your artists-musicians and entertainers-- they will give you something to do since we have corporate america and the jobs--and speaking of corporate america--who do you think 99% of scientist work for--
Will also side with you on the god fearing issues--was thinking last night just what positive could liberals have by being cut of the conservative element--and only thing I could come up with that you could do without was Christmas--you wouldn't have to watch children open presents-Santa Clause ect--you could abolish it and maybe instill Gay Day in its place--you could buy your children little leather outfits and nipple rings and take them down to parade to bump uglies with other children![]()
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