another colts fan thread

[MadJack]

CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately
suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to
investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal
line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again...

 

[Dice34]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

not funny........ok it was, but Chi town will be laughing last and Agent can then get back to the fantasy golf league:s8: , the thread has been slipping

 

[IntenseOperator]

That joke has been around almost as long as you have been growing a mustache.:mj20:

 

[Nole]

Sexy Rexy MVP!!

:mj07:


nole

 

[Nole]

That joke has been around almost as long as you have been growing a mustache.:mj20:

I'm not laughing Jack........I'm about to bust, but I'm not laughing.

 

[freelancc]

I'm not laughing Jack........I'm about to bust, but I'm not laughing.

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

i never heard it before.

:142smilie

 

[IntenseOperator]

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Kelly has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher," What are you?"

"I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan too," she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Kelly smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Colts fan."

:grins:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
























A: A thief.

 

[Blitz]

Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?

Well if he had 3, you would call him Adam Vinatieri ...

 

[RollTide72]

GO COLTS!

Ever see a horse F*** a bear? You will on Sunday!

 

[Agent 0659]

Well if he had 3, you would call him Adam Vinatieri ...

:mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?

























A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Count
On
Losing
The
Super Bowl

 

[Phenom]

Count
On
Losing
The
Super Bowl

:142smilie

 

[RollTide72]

For those Colts fans who don't live in the Indy area, here is a link to Q-95 which is the flagship radio station for the Colts Network. They have several audio clips from the AFC Championship Game as well as several songs from Duke Tomatoe about the Colts.

http://www.wfbq.com/pages/missioninmiami.html

 

[IntenseOperator]

Thee Duke Tomatoe?:shrug:

 

[RollTide72]

 

[IntenseOperator]

You forgot to show the next pic of the bear ripping the guts out of the horse.

 

[smurphy]

Will the the Colts play with added motivation because of Barbaro? Moment of silence in the locker room?