Another pet peeve
- Thread starter SixFive
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Friday, I'm eating out for lunch at a local Mexican restaurant. These 2 dukes came in and sat all the way across the restaraunt from us. I had already predicted them ordering a pitcher of Bud Light when duke number one's phone went off. It was a shitty flip phone of course with the old Cingular ringtone that used to come standard with most cell phones under Cingular/AT&T. He let it cycle through 3 full rings while fumbling for it in his duke pockets and then staring blankly at the screen. He answered loudly, and it was his old lady as he announced for his redneck compadre (emblazoned in a camoflauge vest) after the call. The conversation lasted nearly 30 seconds, and I did learn that he was going to pay the light bill while he was out. He also correctly repeated the short grocery list his old lady gave him of eggs, butter, and Miracle Whip. Lastly, he opined loudly that he was going to whip some ass if Junior hadn't taken out the trash that morning. I'll take the kids buried in their phones texting quietly any day over the old people and stupid dukes.
pet peeve
pet peeve
Work at Post Office, customer at counter talking
on cellphone. Window clerk asks to please step to the side so I can wait on next customer.
When you are finished I will gladly help you with your transaction.
Great move, BUT moron boss goes apeshit.:nono:
Customers in line were very pleased with clerks
move!:00hour Lines are long enough.:shrug:
pet peeve
Work at Post Office, customer at counter talking
on cellphone. Window clerk asks to please step to the side so I can wait on next customer.
When you are finished I will gladly help you with your transaction.
Great move, BUT moron boss goes apeshit.:nono:
Customers in line were very pleased with clerks
move!:00hour Lines are long enough.:shrug:
I hate fuckers that eat a cheeseburger or a sandwich with the wrapper half on it.
I fucking hate seeing/hearing it.
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Yeah. I hate it.
SixFive sent me a text of this once.
Doesn't really effect me unless I am in the presence of some one in the act of eating it this way.
I also hate it when people get out if their car and then clip their keys to a loophole on the their belt loop.
Jingle jangle Mutherfucker.
The worst is when they tuck the remote into their pocket and let the keys dangle. Fuckers.
Jingle jangle Mutherfucker.
The worst is when they tuck the remote into their pocket and let the keys dangle. Fuckers.
My pet peeves:
1 - Same side of the booth couple - Unless you are getting a hand-job - get on the other side of the booth.
2 - Question guy - if you are in a meeting/seminar/etc. not everyone gives a shit about your question. Ask the MF'er in private when the meeting is over. Quit holding up the people who want to get the F'out.
3 - Speaker phone guy - Listen dipshit, pick up your goddamn phone and have some goddamn common courtesy. Arrogance = speaker phone guy.
4 - LOL guy - just text funny or something else. I don't care, give a shit, or cannot hear you if you actually do laugh out loud. Did you really LOL? Douche
5 - Sliding feet guy - pick up your fukin feet and walk like a normal person!
6 - "over-cologne" guy - self-explanatory
7 - Writing a check guy at any retail outlet - only chicks write checks, use a fukin card or cash.
8 - I know a better route guy - Really? then why the fuk aren't you up here driving?
9 - Tight shirt/pants guy - OK dickhead, so you workout. Congrats, no one gives a fuk and any chick that doesn't already have crabs will not fuk you.
10 - Jersey guy - if you are over the age of 18 - YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE ANOTHER MAN'S NAME ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT!!
Much more to come
1 - Same side of the booth couple - Unless you are getting a hand-job - get on the other side of the booth.
2 - Question guy - if you are in a meeting/seminar/etc. not everyone gives a shit about your question. Ask the MF'er in private when the meeting is over. Quit holding up the people who want to get the F'out.
3 - Speaker phone guy - Listen dipshit, pick up your goddamn phone and have some goddamn common courtesy. Arrogance = speaker phone guy.
4 - LOL guy - just text funny or something else. I don't care, give a shit, or cannot hear you if you actually do laugh out loud. Did you really LOL? Douche
5 - Sliding feet guy - pick up your fukin feet and walk like a normal person!
6 - "over-cologne" guy - self-explanatory
7 - Writing a check guy at any retail outlet - only chicks write checks, use a fukin card or cash.
8 - I know a better route guy - Really? then why the fuk aren't you up here driving?
9 - Tight shirt/pants guy - OK dickhead, so you workout. Congrats, no one gives a fuk and any chick that doesn't already have crabs will not fuk you.
10 - Jersey guy - if you are over the age of 18 - YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE ANOTHER MAN'S NAME ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT!!
Much more to come
Pedestrians that milk the right of way laws. Just get the fuck out of the way already. Have a little common courtesy. When I was growing up we looked both ways and yielded to the cars. You fucking people nowadays stroll along like a relief pitcher coming in from the bullpen. How about moving over and letting us by. Christ!
