Another pet peeve
- Thread starter SixFive
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As well as being Canadian, you are mistaken (am I being redundant?).
All of the NFL teams in the WORLD compete for the playoffs, all who qualify make the tournament. Thus, the winner is the WORLD champion.
If there were NFL teams anywhere else who did not get a chance to compete for that title then you would have an argument.
Why do you discount the SuperBowl, but count the World Cup in soccer?
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11 - In the morning guy - "We have a meeting at 8 AM in the morning." Of course it's in the morning douche, that's why you said 8 AM.
12 - Gum guy - I don't mind if you want gum, but I don't need to hear about it(popping) or see it(bubbles)
13 - Holiday lights guy - It's fukin February, take your damn lights down.
14 - Coffee critique guy - "You use that much cream in your coffee." Yeah douchebag that would be the reason I am drinking it and not you.
15 - Diet menu guy - It's fine if you are a fat ass and need to lose some weight, but I don't need to know your menu nor do I give a shit.
16 - "We" sports guy - "I can't believe we won this year." No, they won and you are a fan. You didn't do a damn thing.
17 - Not moving on the airport walkway guy - it's not a ride asshole, move to the side or get to moving.
18 - Air guitar or air drummer guy - There is no possible way to impress someone by acting like you are playing an instrument. Stop it.
19 - Loud laughing guy - I like to laugh like the next guy, but they don't have to hear you in London.
20 - Double conversation phone guy - Don't fuking call me and then start talking to someone else that is around you. You called me asshole, tell them to wait.
More to come
11 - In the morning guy - "We have a meeting at 8 AM in the morning." Of course it's in the morning douche, that's why you said 8 AM.
12 - Gum guy - I don't mind if you want gum, but I don't need to hear about it(popping) or see it(bubbles)
13 - Holiday lights guy - It's fukin February, take your damn lights down.
14 - Coffee critique guy - "You use that much cream in your coffee." Yeah douchebag that would be the reason I am drinking it and not you.
15 - Diet menu guy - It's fine if you are a fat ass and need to lose some weight, but I don't need to know your menu nor do I give a shit.
16 - "We" sports guy - "I can't believe we won this year." No, they won and you are a fan. You didn't do a damn thing.
17 - Not moving on the airport walkway guy - it's not a ride asshole, move to the side or get to moving.
18 - Air guitar or air drummer guy - There is no possible way to impress someone by acting like you are playing an instrument. Stop it.
19 - Loud laughing guy - I like to laugh like the next guy, but they don't have to hear you in London.
20 - Double conversation phone guy - Don't fuking call me and then start talking to someone else that is around you. You called me asshole, tell them to wait.
More to come
good threadopcorn2 some unhappy people here
I could write a fukkin book, but Jack said there is only one sticky permitted for aspiring authors.
So, on the Saint scale, pretty much Skipper, Jack, and Sixfive are a bunch of crybaby miserable SOBs, too?
21 - 4 way stop guy - at a 4 way stop, it is your turn - GO. Don't wave me through, follow the rules. It's not a nice gesture, it's passive aggressive. Just go dikhead.
22 - "Have I told you about..." guy - No dumbass, if you had told me, why would you tell me again. There is a difference between this guy and "Did you hear about" guy. That guy is ok.
23 - "I don't drink" guy - It is fine if you don't drink, for whatever reason. I just don't see the need in you telling me this after I order a beer. Just order your drink and don't act like you are the second coming.
24 - Mr. Mature guy - this is the guy you went to high school with and maybe lit one up with and partied your asses off, and now you have to take your shoes off to walk in his kitchen.
25 and last for today - I like to play golf with my wife guy - bull fukin shite. You are either lying or need to be castrated. That is the whole reason for playing golf, to get the hell away from her. I love my wife, 16 years this December, but if she wanted to play golf - great, there are a ton of women's leagues out there. Good Luck.
22 - "Have I told you about..." guy - No dumbass, if you had told me, why would you tell me again. There is a difference between this guy and "Did you hear about" guy. That guy is ok.
23 - "I don't drink" guy - It is fine if you don't drink, for whatever reason. I just don't see the need in you telling me this after I order a beer. Just order your drink and don't act like you are the second coming.
24 - Mr. Mature guy - this is the guy you went to high school with and maybe lit one up with and partied your asses off, and now you have to take your shoes off to walk in his kitchen.
25 and last for today - I like to play golf with my wife guy - bull fukin shite. You are either lying or need to be castrated. That is the whole reason for playing golf, to get the hell away from her. I love my wife, 16 years this December, but if she wanted to play golf - great, there are a ton of women's leagues out there. Good Luck.
People who walk oh so slow across a parking lot at an angle instead of just straight ahead which gives even more more fuel to assholes who SPEED thru a parking lot. :nono:
People who make a 5 minute conversation into a 15 minute one. Hey genius, I have things to do!
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26 - Matching shirt guy - If by some chance my wife and I have similar shirts on, she even says no. Go ahead and get an airbrushed license plate while you're at it. * - this can be amended for family pictures.
27 - Beg me to do shit guy - Here is what we are doing, when we are doing it, and if you want to come let me know. No one is going to give you a reach-around to come with us.
28 - "Serious" Karaoke guy - drunk Karaoke guy is fine, his is funny. If you are serious, let me clue you in on something. The reason that the singer sang the damn song is so YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO.
29 - "I'm gonna buy a round of drinks" guy - let me be very clear on this - I have no problem receiving and/or buying a round of drinks for anyone. Here is my problem with this - I don't need to announce it over the fukin loudspeaker or have the bartender tell everyone. Just say that it is taken care of. It's self-serving and pompous.
30 - Don't drink in my car guy - not just alcohol, and drink period. Look fukstik, it's a damn car. I hate to tell you, but one day it will be a used car and there will be stains. There is less of a chance for me to spill a sip of beer than you drinking your mocha choca chino latte bullshite.
Sadly, still more to come:facepalm:
27 - Beg me to do shit guy - Here is what we are doing, when we are doing it, and if you want to come let me know. No one is going to give you a reach-around to come with us.
28 - "Serious" Karaoke guy - drunk Karaoke guy is fine, his is funny. If you are serious, let me clue you in on something. The reason that the singer sang the damn song is so YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO.
29 - "I'm gonna buy a round of drinks" guy - let me be very clear on this - I have no problem receiving and/or buying a round of drinks for anyone. Here is my problem with this - I don't need to announce it over the fukin loudspeaker or have the bartender tell everyone. Just say that it is taken care of. It's self-serving and pompous.
30 - Don't drink in my car guy - not just alcohol, and drink period. Look fukstik, it's a damn car. I hate to tell you, but one day it will be a used car and there will be stains. There is less of a chance for me to spill a sip of beer than you drinking your mocha choca chino latte bullshite.
Sadly, still more to come:facepalm:
May I suggest that you may want to consider stopping hanging out with people that annoy you so much. Just a thought.
You don't "hang out" with these fuckers......they are there. EVERYWHERE!
#29: A variation on that jackstick is the "I anonymously donated" guy/gal.
Whenever there is some tragic event, and people are talking about the horrors of said event, this turd chimes in with, "I anonymously donated $____ to them."
Well, no you didn't.
