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I can back in my spot and stop the car on a quarter. I've probably done it over 1000 times. It's how I park EVERY time.

I understand that.

Everyone here can fuck all night, has turned down more quim than Brad Pitt, can still run a 4.4 40, and makes $500,000 a year, too.



So, in your parking lot over there, I have no doubt you rock that fucker like there is no tomorrow. But, at Madjack's.......you're still pissing off the starters.

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I understand that.

Everyone here can fuck all night, has turned down more quim than Brad Pitt, can still run a 4.4 40, and makes $500,000 a year, too.



So, in your parking lot over there, I have no doubt you rock that fucker like there is no tomorrow. But, at Madjack's.......you're still pissing off the starters.

:0008

Just move your fucking truck out of my way, ok?
 

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I don't care if people back in a regular spot. Like yyz's video, though, I can't stand it when people back in a spot in a one way aisle where the parking spot is slated at an angle. Those are not meant to be backed in. If u back in a spot like this, you take more rime pilling out bc its against the grain.

When I was in college, the college bacon force ticketed people for this.
 

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I don't care if people back in a regular spot. Like yyz's video, though, I can't stand it when people back in a spot in a one way aisle where the parking spot is slated at an angle. Those are not meant to be backed in. If u back in a spot like this, you take more rime pilling out bc its against the grain.

When I was in college, the college bacon force ticketed people for this.


This is in a country where they drive on the wrong side. For some reason, those spots are MADE to be backed into. I guess it's "safer" to do-si-do in traffic like that dildo, than back out into it????

But how a grown man has no concept of how to maneuver a car, is beyond me.
 

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I back in everywhere I park and I park my truck in "Compact Cars Only" spots as often as possible. I change lanes without using my signal and lay on my horn the second you show any hesitation.

I also don't pull up to a light in the right lane so people can make right turns on red, I don't drive in someone's blind spot
 

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While we are at it:

All you jackasses that own an oversized pick em up truck and don't do construction.

Yes, I understand you need to make up for your under-sized penis, but give the rest of us a break. I back into parking places and still can't see to get around your Ford F-five million zillion 50 truck that gets 6 miles to the gallon.

I admire the perfectly pristine bed liner showing us you don't do shit with your truck, especially the super asshole who thinks his truck not only needs to be giant sized, but diesel as well. Nothing like two giant clouds of black smoke as you peel out from a stop sign (at 4 miles an hour).

Stop buying truck you don't need.

I like my Ford Lariat. Maybe you just need a spotter if it is so hard getting out of a parking space.

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It doesn't. I don't do it if someone is behind me, mostly because they won't figure out what I am doing and end up running into me.

If I can't see around that big giant truck while backed in how in the world can anyone see to back out around one of those things? The answer is, they can't. Backing out into potential traffic blind is more dangerous than me backing into a space.

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And it's usually the pickup truck guys doing the backing in. Or old people that have no business trying that move.

Besides the best practice of "first move forward", do you know why most guys driving trucks back in?
 

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I don't care if people back in a regular spot. Like yyz's video, though, I can't stand it when people back in a spot in a one way aisle where the parking spot is slated at an angle. Those are not meant to be backed in. If u back in a spot like this, you take more rime pilling out bc its against the grain.

When I was in college, the college bacon force ticketed people for this.

Absolutely correct. There are always exceptions to the rule.
 

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It doesn't. I don't do it if someone is behind me, mostly because they won't figure out what I am doing and end up running into me.


I can back in my spot and stop the car on a quarter. I've probably done it over 1000 times. It's how I park EVERY time.


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PF is a backer- inner. Gotta say I am not shocked. Now I'm not gonna lie, I like to pull straight out myself. I look for the pull through park every chance I get- even if it means parking a little further out and walking 15 more feet. I would say I go further out and pull through about 80% of the time. I drive on out and pull through unless the parking spot is in the rock star category. But at no time, ever, do I back the fucker in!!:0008
 

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PF is a backer- inner. Gotta say I am not shocked. Now I'm not gonna lie, I like to pull straight out myself. I look for the pull through park every chance I get- even if it means parking a little further out and walking 15 more feet. I would say I go further out and pull through about 80% of the time. I drive on out and pull through unless the parking spot is in the rock star category. But at no time, ever, do I back the fucker in!!:0008

Which brings up another pet peeve...

I cant stand driving with somebody who wants to ride up and down all the parking lot to find the closest spot. Don't be such a lazy ass and walk a few feet further!! I like to pull through also, and I can't stand wasting my time looking for a closer spot!
 

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Handicapped parking tag driver... This is the man or woman who takes the handicapped parking tag from their mom or grandma so they can park closer in the handicapped spots. If I believed in karma (which I don't), would it be karma if this person suffered some sort of accident or was stricken with some incapacitating disease which necessitated the use of a handicapped tag? Lazy fukkers!!

PS I know a madjacker who does this. :0corn
 

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Handicapped parking tag driver... This is the man or woman who takes the handicapped parking tag from their mom or grandma so they can park closer in the handicapped spots. If I believed in karma (which I don't), would it be karma if this person suffered some sort of accident or was stricken with some incapacitating disease which necessitated the use of a handicapped tag? Lazy fukkers!!

PS I know a madjacker who does this. :0corn

when we wanted to park in a handicapped spot we just stuck our high school diploma in the windshield......

nobody questioned it...





//////// i went to high school in baltimore city...
 

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christ there is quite a bit of bitchin about parking.

If there is no one around I often back in my truck, or do the pull through as Agent states. It's not hard to comprehend that it saves time and is safer when leaving, when others could be around.
 
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