anybody in the Cinc area>>>>

[skywalker]

Im looking for some tickets to go to the Bills game this
Sunday. I was wondering if anybody knew if it was sold out this weekend or if they knew where I could get tickets.



thanks,

Skywalker

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Skywalker:

I've got two in the lower bowl at the goal line on the Bengals side (shade = cold). There 18 rows up from the field. Not sure I'm going so you can get my e-mail from Jack if you want them. I think its sold out.

Eddie

 

[MadJack]

Skywalker: I think its sold out.

but..............WHY?? :142smilie

 

[worm44]

whoa Jack--the Bills are going to make the playoffs!!...they are going to win out....

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Why? Why, you ask? Because theres so much to do in this hell hole of a town called Cincinnati that 67,000 of its citizens and residents would rather sit outside for 4 hours in windy 30 degree weather to watch a 6-7 going no where football team battle a similarly situated 7-6 offensive juggernaut whose quarterback will undoubtedly light up the Paul Brown stadium scoreboard.

The only dumber request Luke could have made was an inquiry as to available tickets to the Browns-Chargers game in Cleveland. Now, if Luke wants mine, I'll give them away to him for $100 each. Now, do you see why I did not go into sales.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Yep, I think its the Bills year. They will shake off those 4 superbowl losses in the 80's and 90's and ride the backs of McGahee, Moulds, Spikes and Bledsoe to victory in Jacksonville. So how bout $200 each for my tickets to see the next Superbowl Champs?

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

You know, come to think of it, the remainder of the Bills schedule is pretty cake and they are peaking at the right time of the year. They could do some damage in the playoffs and I wouldn't be surprised to see them up end New England for a trip south in February.

Also I have confirmation that the game is sold out this sunday. I also heard the weather forecast which calls for a warming trend towards the end of the week. They are predicting sunny and calm with the high's in the lower 70's.

There are also rumours around town that Mike Brown and the Bengals are reducing the price of beer for this sundays game only to $.75 each to show appreciation to the Cincinnati fans who have stuck with the team through the lean years.

Luke, I'm probably going to go to the game but, I could be persuaded to sell these tickets to you for $400.00 each or $798.00 for the pair.

Eddie

 

[worm44]

kind of funny-but not really!!?!

 

[skywalker]

Thanks for the help. The Bills aren't worth 400 dollars of my hard earned money in the hell hole called Buffalo, NY.

A couple of guys were just thinking of trying to get some tickets for the game if we could.

Enjoy the game. GO Bills

Luke

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Luke:

Allright, allright. Give me $790.00 for the pair. Seriously, $100 each. Face value $60.00.

Eddie

 

[THE KOD]

Scalper Alert

Scalper Alert !

 

[MadJack]

edward, edward, edward,

you have it all backwards, sir. if you have the tickets for a bengals game, it's YOU that pays someone to take them off your hands NOBODY buys bengals tickets but there are a few that might go to a game if you pay THEM.

the bengals :142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

lmao

that was a good one Jack.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Scott:

That wasn't funny.

Jack:

Well at least my little ole midwestern town has a football team. What the hell is in Grantsville anyway? Forget that, where the hell is Grantsville? Further, why the hell would anyone live their? I assume the closest thing you have to football is paying $3.00 to watch the Grantsville High School Goons take on the West Hicksville High School Dentures on Friday night.

At least fine dining here in the Queen City is not described as eating in at Arbys. The only thing good ever to come out of Maryland was Boomer Esiason and the dinner that I had at that soft shell crab hole in the wall at Havre de Grace which name I cannot remember.

Eddie