Anyone Ever Had A Threesome????
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I do find it quite amusing that so many of you think it would be the cat's ass to have two woman at once, but if it was two guys and a gal, you act like a bunch of stiff pricks!
Talk about a double standard!
I think the guys who are okay with two chicks, but not with two pricks, are a little unsure of themselves sexually. I think your fear lies in the area of, "He will have a bigger johnson, and be better with it, than I am!" What a bunch of scared kids you are.
Here's one for you........how about a simple one on one, and leave the third wheel out?
Talk about a double standard!
I think the guys who are okay with two chicks, but not with two pricks, are a little unsure of themselves sexually. I think your fear lies in the area of, "He will have a bigger johnson, and be better with it, than I am!" What a bunch of scared kids you are.
Here's one for you........how about a simple one on one, and leave the third wheel out?
AMEN YYZ! another one who sees my point of view in this!
How come when a guy nails a different girl each night he is king, but a girl who has a weekend fling is a whore?
Personally, those are the girls i used to go after... they know what they want, you dont have to pamper them with flowers and drinks and all that gamesmanship called dating. just throw down with a five gallon bucket of baby oil and have FUN!
That being said yyz, what time should i stop on over and have dinner with you and the missus?
I am in wisky for the holiday season right now, can be up there in about an hour
How come when a guy nails a different girl each night he is king, but a girl who has a weekend fling is a whore?
Personally, those are the girls i used to go after... they know what they want, you dont have to pamper them with flowers and drinks and all that gamesmanship called dating. just throw down with a five gallon bucket of baby oil and have FUN!
That being said yyz, what time should i stop on over and have dinner with you and the missus?
I am in wisky for the holiday season right now, can be up there in about an hour
LOL
Good on ya Marine and yyz, we'll steer Chopsticks in the right direction eventually - whether he's in front or at back... :brows: :spotting:
Good on ya Marine and yyz, we'll steer Chopsticks in the right direction eventually - whether he's in front or at back... :brows: :spotting:
Whoa!
I didn't say I wanted a threesome!
I like the one on one. I have a hard enough time handling that!
I didn't say I wanted a threesome!
I like the one on one. I have a hard enough time handling that!
Just make sure the one you think is the chick Realy is. Would be a big BLOW to your mind if she's got a dick to.
If your going to do it.....
Make sure the other guy doen't get any of his MAN YOGURT on you.....
AND....
Make sure the chick is NOT going to pull out a "STRAP ON" and have you bend over... :moon:
Make sure the other guy doen't get any of his MAN YOGURT on you.....
AND....
Make sure the chick is NOT going to pull out a "STRAP ON" and have you bend over... :moon:
I can't believe this.
'Chop,
finally you have a chance to have the woman put her mouth to good use. She is willing to do something besides run it....and you are in a quandry????? Send the slut my way, I am not far; and I don't care if she brings the whole office!!! Are you nuts!?!?!?!?!? Who the hell cares if Fred from accounting is giving the ole gal a go from the other side of town. Don't you know that two seperate solid masses cannot occupy the same space? Once you are in the house the door will be locked my friend so who cares.
What, do you think Randy from sales is going to have a naked woman in front of him acting nasty and being a dirty girl, and decide to give you a good rogering? What the hell is the matter with you? Quit watching the Lifetime for women channel there nancy boy. Be a man and strap a saddle on the ole nag and give her the buggering of a lifetime. What do you think will happen when you are done you and Francis from shipping may arbitrarily decide to have a cockfight? Dude unless you are worried about being gay, I would try to hurt that thing. If Moanique needs a man or 59 men I don't care, send her my way just let me know when my appointment is and I will be there with balls, I mean, bells on.
'Chop,
finally you have a chance to have the woman put her mouth to good use. She is willing to do something besides run it....and you are in a quandry????? Send the slut my way, I am not far; and I don't care if she brings the whole office!!! Are you nuts!?!?!?!?!? Who the hell cares if Fred from accounting is giving the ole gal a go from the other side of town. Don't you know that two seperate solid masses cannot occupy the same space? Once you are in the house the door will be locked my friend so who cares.
What, do you think Randy from sales is going to have a naked woman in front of him acting nasty and being a dirty girl, and decide to give you a good rogering? What the hell is the matter with you? Quit watching the Lifetime for women channel there nancy boy. Be a man and strap a saddle on the ole nag and give her the buggering of a lifetime. What do you think will happen when you are done you and Francis from shipping may arbitrarily decide to have a cockfight? Dude unless you are worried about being gay, I would try to hurt that thing. If Moanique needs a man or 59 men I don't care, send her my way just let me know when my appointment is and I will be there with balls, I mean, bells on.
ahhh the dreaded strap on... kinda a double edged sword there. Cuz if she pulls one out, that means:
1. She is a freaky lil girl
2. She probably has some sweet lil thing on the side that she likes to play lezzbe friends with.
3. You take it once, just pretend you are at the proctologist, and you open up a door into her world of freaky sex games that involves lesbians, leather and kinky cool whip games.
take the hit just once for a lifetime of fantasy!
1. She is a freaky lil girl
2. She probably has some sweet lil thing on the side that she likes to play lezzbe friends with.
3. You take it once, just pretend you are at the proctologist, and you open up a door into her world of freaky sex games that involves lesbians, leather and kinky cool whip games.
take the hit just once for a lifetime of fantasy!
Thanks fellas for all of your input. You guys have to understand how much of a freakazoid this chick is. I'm in my 30's and she's in her 20's. She's really cool and loves to talk about sex. She was describing to me when she got her clit pierced how she was starting to get off on it. She's told me she's already had 3 or 4 threesomes, but always with girls and she wanted to try something different, ie, the cockfest with myself and a co-worker. Wow!!! I didn't think I would get this much of a respond. Since this is a sports forum, I'm thinking in the "lines" of marine, yyz, Anders, and fatdaddycool and "lay the wood" and hopen that there wouldn't be a "backdoor cover." Again thanks fellas. Since the separation between myself and the old lady, I've been in a dry spell for some months now. I think I'll risk seeing another garden hose to get my noodle wet. Wish me luck and hopefully the fireworks won't go off too early. LOL!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!! :grins: :lol:
"lay the wood" and watch for that "backdoor cover" moon1 :spotting:
marine, fdc, djv.... that's some funny chit :Yep:
enjoy yerself, chopsticks - we only live once and whatever happens you'll have some story to tell - let us know first of course
:yup
"lay the wood" and watch for that "backdoor cover" moon1 :spotting:
marine, fdc, djv.... that's some funny chit :Yep:
enjoy yerself, chopsticks - we only live once and whatever happens you'll have some story to tell - let us know first of course
:yup
Don't do it, man. Find another chick to join the two of you, which I'm sure she isn't opposed to, and have much more fun.
I say jump all over it man. you yourself said she has been involved in 2 chick 1 guy 3somes before. You show her that you are willing to take one for the team, you might just get the invite of your life with her and one of her girlfriends since she digs that sorta thing. Just be careful that when she's sucking you and f'ing him that he doesn't ram her too hard from behind and she bites down on your wedding tackle. Also make sure that you are the one getting head just in case she does file sexual harrasment. Our former president has already proven that oral sex in the workplace is A-ok and not cause for dismissal. Who knows, competition from the other guy might make you a better lover. Remember my motto..."Hit it and quit it, but this time, if he goes first, DON'T lick it before you stick it!" I see p*ssy galore in your future my friend.
PHUD
PHUD
Freakin' funny stuff man!!!!! Wedding tackle!!!! That's the last thing I want is for her to do is play Ms. Pacman on my eggroll and wontons!!! Ouch! Well, if and when the time comes (cums), I'll be sure to keep you fellas up date. Make sure you guys flick your lighters for me cause I'll be "Riding The Storm Out." Alittle REO for you old rock fans. Take care fellas.
PHUD
Freakin' funny stuff man!!!!! Wedding tackle!!!! That's the last thing I want is for her to do is play Ms. Pacman on my eggroll and wontons!!! Ouch! Well, if and when the time comes (cums), I'll be sure to keep you fellas up date. Make sure you guys flick your lighters for me cause I'll be "Riding The Storm Out." Alittle REO for you old rock fans. Take care fellas.
carpe diem
carpe diem
Yes, Mr. Chopsticks. It was 1986. And I remember it like it was just yesterday... Penn State won the national championship, scientists discovered a hole in the ozone and encouraged everyone to use stick deodorant, and Dan Rather warned that most of us would be dead in seven years because of the AIDS.
Me and a coworker (call him ?Ed? the photo lab manager) left Dania Jai Alai with some extra dough so we quickly invested in a big bottle of Smirnoff, the kind that comes with a glass handle. One AM and we are driving down A1A in Ed?s 5.0 Mustang when I notice some chick walking alone on the sidewalk. ?Pull over, man. I?m going to go talk to her.?
?Wanna come party with us for awhile??
?Yes,? says she. ?But I need a quick ride somewhere if that?s OK.? I assured her that we could drive her anywhere she needed to go as she climbed into the back seat of Ed?s car. This is when I noticed that she had only one arm. She led us to an area known as The Jungle and swiftly purchased a tiny bit of something that was highly illegal, immoral and downright wonderful.
We headed west to Ed?s modest condo and, without hesitation she opened the fridge, popped a fresh can of beer and poured it down the sink. ?Hey! That?s sacrilege in these parts.? But she listened not as the thrill of her process was about to set in. She coached me into building a pipe for her out of that beer can and the three of us set up in Ed?s tiny bedroom like it was a picnic in the park on a sunny afternoon. But it was 3:00 AM in my co-worker?s dreary bedroom, the vodka was gone and I had to report to work in a few hours. I was about to get the hell out of there when this chick says, ?Well I don?t know about you guys but I been incarcerated for six months and I wanna get laid tonite!?
I had never heard talk like that and Ed and I start nodding in agreement. Well, of course, we would like to be laid too. That sounds rather good. She spoke so casually like asking a grocer where to find the oyster crackers. (I came from the old school where a man had to really work hard to get to the sex. Movies and dinner and dancing and phone calls and promises). Well, everyone took out their genitals in quick fashion and placed them in spots. Ed was shlinking and I was shlanking. She moaned, I shlinked a bit while Ed shlanked and it was all about the crafty placement of arms and legs really. There wasn?t even a bed as Ed slept on a couch in those days. So we pulled the couch away from the wall and used it as a fulcrum. At one point Ed?s roommate, Paco, knocked at the door and suggested we quiet down.
It was the six flags of decadence. There?s nothing quite like just-got-out-of-jail sex. I remember finally gathering myself to leave the room and I stopped to look at this musky, one-armed girl sprawled out on Ed?s carpet. He was passed out on his couch and I was sort of looking for my socks. I just couldn?t resist one more ride. It was like a couple pieces of pizza there on the cardboard that nobody was going to eat. You really hate to just throw it out. Even though you are not hungry you put it in your mouth and eat it anyway.
carpe diem
Yes, Mr. Chopsticks. It was 1986. And I remember it like it was just yesterday... Penn State won the national championship, scientists discovered a hole in the ozone and encouraged everyone to use stick deodorant, and Dan Rather warned that most of us would be dead in seven years because of the AIDS.
Me and a coworker (call him ?Ed? the photo lab manager) left Dania Jai Alai with some extra dough so we quickly invested in a big bottle of Smirnoff, the kind that comes with a glass handle. One AM and we are driving down A1A in Ed?s 5.0 Mustang when I notice some chick walking alone on the sidewalk. ?Pull over, man. I?m going to go talk to her.?
?Wanna come party with us for awhile??
?Yes,? says she. ?But I need a quick ride somewhere if that?s OK.? I assured her that we could drive her anywhere she needed to go as she climbed into the back seat of Ed?s car. This is when I noticed that she had only one arm. She led us to an area known as The Jungle and swiftly purchased a tiny bit of something that was highly illegal, immoral and downright wonderful.
We headed west to Ed?s modest condo and, without hesitation she opened the fridge, popped a fresh can of beer and poured it down the sink. ?Hey! That?s sacrilege in these parts.? But she listened not as the thrill of her process was about to set in. She coached me into building a pipe for her out of that beer can and the three of us set up in Ed?s tiny bedroom like it was a picnic in the park on a sunny afternoon. But it was 3:00 AM in my co-worker?s dreary bedroom, the vodka was gone and I had to report to work in a few hours. I was about to get the hell out of there when this chick says, ?Well I don?t know about you guys but I been incarcerated for six months and I wanna get laid tonite!?
I had never heard talk like that and Ed and I start nodding in agreement. Well, of course, we would like to be laid too. That sounds rather good. She spoke so casually like asking a grocer where to find the oyster crackers. (I came from the old school where a man had to really work hard to get to the sex. Movies and dinner and dancing and phone calls and promises). Well, everyone took out their genitals in quick fashion and placed them in spots. Ed was shlinking and I was shlanking. She moaned, I shlinked a bit while Ed shlanked and it was all about the crafty placement of arms and legs really. There wasn?t even a bed as Ed slept on a couch in those days. So we pulled the couch away from the wall and used it as a fulcrum. At one point Ed?s roommate, Paco, knocked at the door and suggested we quiet down.
It was the six flags of decadence. There?s nothing quite like just-got-out-of-jail sex. I remember finally gathering myself to leave the room and I stopped to look at this musky, one-armed girl sprawled out on Ed?s carpet. He was passed out on his couch and I was sort of looking for my socks. I just couldn?t resist one more ride. It was like a couple pieces of pizza there on the cardboard that nobody was going to eat. You really hate to just throw it out. Even though you are not hungry you put it in your mouth and eat it anyway.
Now that was some good reading, pepper!
You guys crack me up! :lol:
1. Eggroll
2. Wontons
3. Wedding Tackle :brows:
4. Man Yogurt :look:
You guys crack me up! :lol:
1. Eggroll
2. Wontons
3. Wedding Tackle :brows:
4. Man Yogurt :look:
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LMFAO!!
I agree with Totonto Vig and the others, this thread is hilarious. I rarely 'really' laugh out loud from beginning to end of a thread, but this one is funny as hell. FTC, DJV, No pepper, Anders, Marine and just about everybody...LOLOLOL
I agree with Totonto Vig and the others, this thread is hilarious. I rarely 'really' laugh out loud from beginning to end of a thread, but this one is funny as hell. FTC, DJV, No pepper, Anders, Marine and just about everybody...LOLOLOL
