Ok, here's the predicament that I'm in...There is this girl I work with and know pretty well. She's about 8 years younger than me and we have these really sexually explicit talks at work with one another. Well, to make a long story short, I was offered to bump uglies with her, but on one condition is that she wants it from 2 guys at the same time. I have NEVER been involved in a threesome before and I am kind of hesitant about it. Now if it was another chick along with her and I, there wouldn't be much thought to it. But just the picture of seeing another dude's eggroll is really making my skin crawl. My ex I and have always wanted to have a threesome, but that would've been with one of her girlfriends. The other kicker is this girl wants the other guy to be one of my co-workers. What would you guys do in my situation????
Anyone Ever Had A Threesome????
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For GOD sakes dude, DON'T DO IT! :nono:
Like you said, if it were 2 girls, fine.. But another guy, and a CO-WORKER, No way! You'll have to walk around work, seeing this guy, and mental pictures of his schlong everyday.. Aint no chick worth the horror that you'll have to endure..
Good luck in whatever you decide..
Like you said, if it were 2 girls, fine.. But another guy, and a CO-WORKER, No way! You'll have to walk around work, seeing this guy, and mental pictures of his schlong everyday.. Aint no chick worth the horror that you'll have to endure..
Good luck in whatever you decide..
I see my mother-in-law backing over a cliff in my new Mercedes, thats a tough decision, risking another guys package coming near you for any reward is a no-brainer, that's not a threesome, that's sharing and that's NO GOOD. :nono: :nono:
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don't do it with people you work with...you'll be sorry down the road..If it's a threesome you want and if you can't have it the way you want it,Try a threesome on the golf course.......
Whoa, this chick sounds like she's been around the block a few hundred times. God knows what diseases she's got crawling around that box of hers. That alone would scare me off, let alone the thought of seeing another guys' snake flappin' around.:look:
Don't do eet mon!
Don't do eet mon!
Dont do it. two girls and a guy is one thing . Two guys and a girl is not cool.
As far as people from work there is a old saying....
Dont shit where you eat.
Scott-Atlanta
As far as people from work there is a old saying....
Dont shit where you eat.
Scott-Atlanta
Once, in my regular golf group, one of the guys had to work, so we had a threesome. Usually, the guy in the pro shop will hook us up with another golfer, but that day there were no singles.
Yea don't get yer Meat & Bread @ th same place ....
But if it was 2 girls...would consider it!!
WHY?
But if it was 2 girls...would consider it!!
WHY?
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I bet the other guy just has a big crush on you and this is her way of setting you two up.
I would stay way man. Just my two cents.
Merry xmas.
I would stay way man. Just my two cents.
Merry xmas.
Sheesh, lighten up guys....it's just another dick! We've all got 'em....'cept for Bahamamama of course :grins:
Go on chopsticks, be bold, get yer stick out and have fun....personally recommended.... :spotting: dance2
Go on chopsticks, be bold, get yer stick out and have fun....personally recommended.... :spotting: dance2
Anders, how's the Xmas going with Lucy??? :hail :hail :hail :scared :scared
signed: jealous in Maryland.
:hail :hail :hail :scared :scared signed: jealous in Maryland.
Anders said:
not so fast, Anders
....i USED to have one (two, actually) .....but i divorced him (and learned what a MAJOR dick the other one was about 5 years after that) Mama - LMAO
I was going to post something along those lines but knew it just wouldn't read well without an explanation :lol:
TJ - Xmas day was GREAT! Damn, she is one fine woman - was kinda hoping she'd be in wrapping with my label on it :spotting:
Alas but it was a nice way to spend Xmas with the extended family.
btw. the connection is - Lucy is the sister of my wife's sister's husband's sister's husband :scared :slomo
Merry Xmas to u all in the US and Canada, I had to start work on Boxing Day at 6am
However, Perpetual Czech was arriving in NZ today so am looking forward to catching up personally with a Madjacks regular for the first time.
I was going to post something along those lines but knew it just wouldn't read well without an explanation :lol:
TJ - Xmas day was GREAT! Damn, she is one fine woman - was kinda hoping she'd be in wrapping with my label on it :spotting:
Alas
but it was a nice way to spend Xmas with the extended family.btw. the connection is - Lucy is the sister of my wife's sister's husband's sister's husband
:scared :slomo Merry Xmas to u all in the US and Canada, I had to start work on Boxing Day at 6am
However, Perpetual Czech was arriving in NZ today so am looking forward to catching up personally with a Madjacks regular for the first time.
Anders said:Mama - LMAO
I was going to post something along those lines but knew it just wouldn't read well without an explanation :lol:
Merry Xmas to u all in the US and Canada, I had to start work on Boxing Day at 6am
and that was EXACTLY why i didn't stop after simply saying *I used to have one*
and oh GEEZ.....you guys get that lousy excuse for a holiday too??
are we the only ones in the world that don't get a paid day off work to go shopping?
as far as the initial thread goes....do NOT do it......never get your meat where you make your bread....(which brings me to my point about dick #2)
Anders said:Mama - LMAO
I btw. the connection is - Lucy is the sister of my wife's sister's husband's sister's husband
I am lost!
LOL,
If I recall correctly, BAHAMAMA could have had a 4 some but.....
oh jeezuz christ you guys are WUSSES! eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww i dont wanna see another little weiner... ewwwwwwwwwwwww get it away from me... ewwwwww why is it spitting out that white stuff?
for cryin out loud its only a dick, you have one too!
You mean to tell me that none of you guys have ever been out with the boys and there are two of you and only one chick so you would back down and give it to just him? You have never gotten piss drunk and brought a girl home and you and your roommate were slapping hi five to each other with her double stuffed?
its not like she is asking you to make out with the other guy while she watches and munches on some popcorn!!!!!
Take her, bend her over the desk, and make a deal with the guy that you each get half... the front half or the back half.
Look at how many people said hell yes for the two girl but were scared shitless for two guys!!! its disgusting! girls like to get down and dirty too! How are you going to ask a girl to lick fish for you if you are not willing to let another guy in ther for her enjoyment once inawhile?
I say go for it.. sounds like this girl could turn into one hell of a "f*ck buddy" for you down the road if you play your cards right.
The definition of a true friend: "someone who will go out partying all night, get two blowjobs, and come back home and give his bedridden roommate one"
for cryin out loud its only a dick, you have one too!
You mean to tell me that none of you guys have ever been out with the boys and there are two of you and only one chick so you would back down and give it to just him? You have never gotten piss drunk and brought a girl home and you and your roommate were slapping hi five to each other with her double stuffed?
its not like she is asking you to make out with the other guy while she watches and munches on some popcorn!!!!!
Take her, bend her over the desk, and make a deal with the guy that you each get half... the front half or the back half.
Look at how many people said hell yes for the two girl but were scared shitless for two guys!!! its disgusting! girls like to get down and dirty too! How are you going to ask a girl to lick fish for you if you are not willing to let another guy in ther for her enjoyment once inawhile?
I say go for it.. sounds like this girl could turn into one hell of a "f*ck buddy" for you down the road if you play your cards right.
The definition of a true friend: "someone who will go out partying all night, get two blowjobs, and come back home and give his bedridden roommate one"
Chop,
Here's the way I see it. First of all, the 2 guys and one girl thing is out of the question... But, it sounds like you are about 2 beers away from talking her into a 2 girl threesome. It is obvious that she wants your cock, you just need to mold her a little bit. She might not accept your offer at first, but you will have planted that seed my friend. Give her a couple of days to think about it. You might even suggest your place and give her a time, and tell her to show up with another girl or by herself. The more she thinks about it, the hornier she will get. She will show up with a dripping wet box, guarenteed. She will most likely show up by herself, but if she brings another chick then BONUS! Like I said, you are only a couple of beers away from nailing her in the first place, you just need to convince her to play by YOUR rules.
Best of luck to you my man...
Here's the way I see it. First of all, the 2 guys and one girl thing is out of the question... But, it sounds like you are about 2 beers away from talking her into a 2 girl threesome. It is obvious that she wants your cock, you just need to mold her a little bit. She might not accept your offer at first, but you will have planted that seed my friend. Give her a couple of days to think about it. You might even suggest your place and give her a time, and tell her to show up with another girl or by herself. The more she thinks about it, the hornier she will get. She will show up with a dripping wet box, guarenteed.
She will most likely show up by herself, but if she brings another chick then BONUS! Like I said, you are only a couple of beers away from nailing her in the first place, you just need to convince her to play by YOUR rules. Best of luck to you my man...
