Anyone Ever Had A Threesome????

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Myron

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How come I never got approached by girls like this prior to being married? :cry:

In the meantime, when you go for it chopstick make sure you get the double latex brand and tape it on at the top to make sure it doesn't fall off inside. Your description of this girl reminds me of a Monty Python song::

Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling
And I hope you get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes
My syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox
Our lovely gonnorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine

{Refrain}
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis

My clapped out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
 
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Marine it sounds to me like you have an attitude that a girl's past really isn't relevant as to whether you sleep with her. So here are 5 scenarios. Let me know if any would cause you to not climb in bed with her. (I'm just curious)

1- She will only have unprotected sex. Would you be willing to sleep with a woman whose past you know nothing of without a condom?

2- She'll allow you to use a condom but warns you that while she personally has always tested negative for AIDS/HIV, she has indeed slept with someone in the past who subsequently tested positive for the disease so she may be a carrier. You can use the condom of course but if something happens to it you may be in trouble.

3- She gladly claims that she doesn't believe in birth control and that if she "just so happens" to get pregnant that you are "won't be on the hook" but won't put that in writing.

4- She admits to you that once in the past in a drunken stooper with some friends of her that she ended up f*cking a dog.

5- When you get ready to get it on with her, she pulls out a needle or crack pipe or ?? and states that she can only do it while spaced out on drugs.

Would any of these things cause you to say "It isn't worth it!!!"
 
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I've been thinking about this.....

Make sure your the one to Bank her in the Ass. No lube. No warning. Just slam the eggroll up her ASS. If she is asking for a threesome, treat her like the pig she wants to be.


SOO SOO SOOIE
 
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Now this is all assuming I am a single guy again...

Now this is all assuming I am a single guy again...

Myron said:
1- She will only have unprotected sex. Would you be willing to sleep with a woman whose past you know nothing of without a condom?
Did it, done it, didn't bat an eye over it. It was on the sandy beaches of the Cayamn Islands over a bottle of rum. I was a bit nervous the next day, but I went and took the test and aced it.

2- She'll allow you to use a condom but warns you that while she personally has always tested negative for AIDS/HIV, she has indeed slept with someone in the past who subsequently tested positive for the disease so she may be a carrier. You can use the condom of course but if something happens to it you may be in trouble.
Without a doubt I will put a wrap my stump before I hump.

3- She gladly claims that she doesn't believe in birth control and that if she "just so happens" to get pregnant that you are "won't be on the hook" but won't put that in writing.
One night stand? I pull out and shoot it in her hair/face/stomach/back/elbow/kneecap. If she is hot enough and I know she has a decent job, I will nail her hard and deep and get me a trophy wife in the process!


4- She admits to you that once in the past in a drunken stooper with some friends of her that she ended up f*cking a dog. Laugh at her, do a shot and ask her if she wants me to bark when i nail her. Shit, I once paid a girl $20 to nail her after watching her shoot a banana out of her "nether regions"!

5- When you get ready to get it on with her, she pulls out a needle or crack pipe or ?? and states that she can only do it while spaced out on drugs.
I don't know enough about drugs... can crack get into my system bangin this chick? Seriously I dunno, cuz of piss tests in the military and afraid of popping positive on it I would decline. But if I knew that it wouldnt show on a test I would strap on the latex gloves, dog collar and leather shorts and prepare to get my freak on!


Would any of these things cause you to say "It isn't worth it!!!"
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One caveat/exception to all of the above mentioned questions. The girl must be at least an 8 of 10. Call me spoiled or whatever, but I would take a HOT girl with any of the above mentioned situations over a mediocore girl that is perfectly clean and has no history of being wild.


Another note:
"There is a difference between the girls you DATE and the girls you F*CK"
 
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Ask another girl to join you. Make it a foursome, that way if you're groping around under the covers you have a 2 out of 3 chance that you'll find a female, rather than the current odds of 1 in 2. If you do find a foreign meatstick in your hand at any time, you must release it like an undersized grouper. Good luck.


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Private Petey said:
Ask another girl to join you. Make it a foursome, that way if you're groping around under the covers you have a 2 out of 3 chance that you'll find a female, rather than the current odds of 1 in 2.
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good point, but what if he does happen to grab somebody's sausage? Is he 33% more likely to be gay then if it was just 1 in 2 chance of grabbing the weiner?
 
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Go get em Chops.....stick it in her pooper j/k :shrug:

Sorry for that but I had to say it.

just hope she does not want two dipsticks to check her oil at the same time.

Good luck

see you at the coffee pot
 
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