As I logged onto Pokerstars 2night

[Agent 0659]

---A new version of the server is being downloaded---


I sure hope this is the version where I dont get big fat f ucking coks rammed straight into my ass every 5 seconds with no lube.

Sincerely,

Goatboy33

 

[tpaine07]

hahaha, I know what you mean, how have you been running lately... do you play alot?

 

[Agent 0659]

You have no idea dude...NONE.

Dont mean to sound rude...you just cannot imagine the beats I take.

 

[Happy Hippo]

:mj07: :mj07:


Like when you are playing the MJs tournament and it is only the fourth hand and you have a flush and someone busts you with a straight flush?

Sincerely,

ixertot

 

[Agent 0659]

F uck it...

Just lost 3 pots vs 2 outers in the last 5 minutes..


SHOVE YOUR NEW PIECE OF SHIT SERVER STR8 UP YOUR CRIMINAL OVERSEAS ASS YOU COCKSWALLOWING ASSHOLES.

I FAWKING HOPE THE US FIGURES OUT A WAY TO PUT YOUR RIGGED ASSES IN JAIL WHERE YOU GET ANAL RAPED EVERY 2 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

(Removes said piece of shit from desktop till next Wednesday)

Sincerely,

Goatboy33

:mj13: :mj13: :mj13: :mj16: :mj16: :mj16:

 

[Agent 0659]

:mj07: :mj07:


Like when you are playing the MJs tournament and it is only the fourth hand and you have a flush and someone busts you with a straight flush?

Sincerely,

ixertot

:thefinger :thefinger :gf: :nooo: :s1:

 

[hedman]

Glad to see someone else is running as well as I am. Ive never lost to another straight flush before, but it felt fucking wonderful. I have 6 7 of hearts, flop comes 8 9 10 of hearts. Does anyone fold a straight flush, cause I knew for some reason this was going to be bad news. Of course this shit never happens when im on a bad beat table. :com: :com:

 

[Agent 0659]

Try losing an Omaha pot when you have AKJ10 and the flop is A-A-J.....he has J-J-7-7 and the turn and river are 7-7.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:com:

Dont jump Agent, please....:sadwave:

 

[arrow]

thats really bad bud.
Last year on tour in minneapolis i flopped quad 3's, the turn paired the board with 9339. You know it. He had pocket nines,lol. Take care take iowa this weekend bud, its a winner.

 

[Agent 0659]

Hey Arrow!!

Will play it, thanks!

Hope all else is well...

 

[yyz]

I seriously don't know how you guys can play that game. It seems like nothing but crying and whining!

 

[Agent 0659]

I seriously don't know how you guys can play that game. It seems like nothing but crying and whining!

You have a point!

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

I seriously don't know how you guys can play that game. It seems like nothing but crying and whining!

only people that don't understand mathematics, standard deviation, and relative probability over the course of x amount of hands where x is infinity complain, cry, and whine. people who understand the game and its peaks and valleys never whine or complain.

gl in your pursuit of online happiness and nirvana agent.

 

[Agent 0659]

I understand every bit of that.

I just hate Pokerstars....


GL

 

[marine]

stick to playing live games agent.

That monday night when I was at majestic...

Sat down at the NL $1/2 100 max buy in game... in under 3 hours I had $800 in front of me.

It's frigging reDONKulous there!

To make it even sweeter, before I left for the night I hopped on the PaiGow table to have a lil fun and relearn the game. Boom, 4 aces in my hand.
25-1 pay at the window please.

 

[SixFive]

agent, what levels and games are you playing on riverstars, and how much did you lose last night? Just curious.

 

[Agent 0659]

agent, what levels and games are you playing on riverstars, and how much did you lose last night? Just curious.

I play mostly lower level cash online .50-1.00 NL or 2-4 Omaha8. Tourneys I play anywhere from the $5-$30 buy ins. Nothing serious, which is probably why I get run down all the time. I do really well at live poker, and in the past I have succeeded at online poker. But this place is an absolute joke. It seems the best hand never holds up. 4th hand of the MJ tourney last week, (and I have taken a bad beat every week although this wasnt really a bad beat), I have a flush, another guy has a flush, IxerNOT-a good player has a str8 flush. I mean seriously....:nono:

 

[MadJack]

IxerNOTagoodplayer has a str8 flush. I mean seriously....:nono:

you gotta know when to foldem






















:142smilie

 

[Handi Capper]

I understand every bit of that.

I just hate Pokerstars....


GL

my opinion only

have done well on piokerstars (past tense) bad beats constantly noiw
could it be with this new law, alot of new players on pokerstars & pokerstars wants them to win now?:scared

play alot on vip & do very well (same strategy)

 

[Happy Hippo]

I have a flush, another guy has a flush, IxerNOT-a good player has a str8 flush. I mean seriously....:nono:

Yeah, I rely on getting a straight flush every time I play...the ONLY hand I will raise or call with

I told you I was going to draw out on you - what more warning could you get? :shrug:

play alot on vip & do very well (same strategy)

Although the graphics leave something to be desired, I thought the play was a lot better on VIP. I thought they stopped accepting US customers though? They emailed me and told me to withdraw my money? You still play there Handi?