attn: Lawyers can I sue the bastards?!

[MadJack]

so, on Monday, i'm sitting in the waiting room at the dentist's office and pick up a copy of People Magazine. I'm paging through and see a coupon for a FREE package of Pall Mall. Guess what? Yup! I tore it out and put it in my pocket.

On Thursday, I go out for lunch and a couple of cold ones with a buddy and guess what I did? I found that coupon in my poacket and redeemed it for a package of Pall Mall Lights.

Those bastards GOT ME!

I have 4 left in my pack and hope to quit again, but damn, can these guys be sued? It pisses me off that they got me like that.

so? whatcha think?

This, quitting smoking is a BITCH!

 

[scrubbo]

Mj-
Your headed back to your 3 pack a day habit. You'd better get your shit together or it'll be like you never quit.

 

[barfly]

Get'm Jack!!! With all the litigation that goes on in this country, I can't see how you wouln't have a good case.

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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[MadJack]

Get'm Jack!!!

get who? my dentist or phillip morris

where's loophole when i need him?

you're right, scrubbo!

 

[barfly]

Phillip Morris of course!$$$!

And maybe even the magazine.

And I really do think you have a case!!

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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Jack If ya got one or 2 left,get the jar out.You know "The Jar"!Set the cigs next to it,but before you fire it up you have to take big whiff from the jar.Got an idea they'll set there a while.

 

[bear]

Hey Jack,
Wazzzzzzzzzup! they're playin ya bro!
The smoke is just the vehicle.....Its the nicotine ya miss.....like ...would ya go and smoke dried spinach leaves...
I've been gettin real close myself.....up 20 lbs to 250 and really in bad eating habits ...especially for a diabetic...BUT..
I'm gonna really try to address that issue NOW before I go back. I really don't miss the coughing and throat clearing etc.
I also know that its over if I cheat...I'll be right back where I was....so I'm reluctant after all the hard work......As for you Jack....ya gotta be crazy with a 3 pack a day habit....Mine never got over a pack....but I went for 40 years..
So Jack ...whats it gonna be...your at the crossroads again and ya know that those things will hurt ya! Hope ya throw em out NOW and take a whiff of that jar like DTB suggests...you're NOT a smoker again...YET!

Good Luck
bear

 

[Neemer]

"THEY" win if ya buy anymore! "YOU" win if ya throw 'em in the trash...

 

[RAYMOND]

ONE DAY AT A TIME

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Better smoking than drinking