Australian Open

[Smitty]

I know one of Donna's former coaches, I'll give him a call and see if he can send over some Donna sex tapes, I'll post em in the "Mojo Forum", so keep an eye out. I mean she probably won't like that, but if MadJack sends her a Madjack T-shirt I think she'll be fine.

throw in some Madjacks anal beads, and you'll be all set.

 

[kickserv]

throw in some Madjacks anal beads, and you'll be all set.

Jack makes big money off of those beads, I don't think he'll give those away for free.

 

[Smitty]

Siegemund/Roger-Vasselin 2 to win 3.4

up an early break. pretty much can't lose. gonna head off to bed, counting my winnings.

yup, definitely in the bag.

 

[Smitty]

Jack makes big money off of those beads, I don't think he'll give those away for free.

he will if donna lets him install them.

i mean, probably not right after a match. definitely give her a chance to shower.

 

[Smitty]

Don't love much today, which is probably for the best, given my historical record after the 2nd round. Nice bounce-back yesterday though. I still have these open:

Mixed Doubles... Mladenovic/Guinard 4 to win 4.4
Ladies Doubles... Aoyama/Linette 2 to win 2.6

Gonna take some shots and hope i don't post another oh-fer. Which could very well happen.

Machac 1 to win 1.5
Vacherot 1 to win 3.1
Quinn 2 to win 3.9
Quinn/Mensik Over 39.5 2.2 to win 2
Quinn +4.5 5 to win 4
Quinn Over 18.5 2.5 to win 2

One chalky parlay in the women's doubles...

Errani/Paolini & Mertens/Zhang & Kenin/Siegemund 2.4 to win 2