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[MadJack]

corona? with extra lime?

who drinks that chit? seriously! :shrug:

yuppie wannabee?

LMAO!

get in the game, babe!

jack@madjacksports.com

 

[hamneggs]

Corona w/a lime is good on sunny day (if you are a fag)

I go with a Bohemia or something like a Bass Ale or Sierra Nevada

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

how about a Labatt XXX? 7.5% alcohol

 

[MadJack]

7.5% alcohol

NOW we're talkin

hey bartender!

"NO VEGGIES!!"

"BUT GIVE BEANTOWNJIM ONE OF THOSE LITTLE UMBRELLAS"

 

[buddy]

I gotta' confess
My life's a mess
The more I try,
the worse it gets.
Damn the Yankees
Damn the Mets
Can't pick a winner,
Can't rent my flats
My life's reduced
to Sunday Chats
Now my friends are jackin' me
"Jim's a yuppie wannabe!"
No more Coronas with extra lime
No more hurting
organized crime
"Jimbo, Jimbo.
"What's the rub?"
No more
Irish Social Club?

 

[beantownjim]

JACK ITS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF DOUGH,HOWEVER YOU ARE NOT A MAN WHO ENJOYS FINE DINING.BOYS WHEN I AM ENJOYING A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AT LEGAL SEAFOODS THERE ISNT A DRINK IN THE WORLD THAT CAN WASH IT DOWN LIKE AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME:drinky: JACK THAT LITTLE SOUR TASTE FROM THE LIME BRINGS OUT THE TASTE OF THE LOBSTER AS YOU DUNK IT INTO A BOWL OF STEAMING HOT BUTTER MAN JUST THE THOUGHT OF THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY JACK DO YOU KNOW LOBSTER IS 8.99 A POUND NOW AND WHEN YOU GET IT AT LEGALS ITS 16.00 DOLLARS A POUND WITH THE CORN ON THE COB:shrug: BOYS AS SOON AS MY WIFE PUTS ME BACK ON THE PAYROLL I AM HAVING 2 LARGE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS AND 6 ICE COLD CORONAS SURE IT WILL RUN ME $120.00 PLUS THE 20 FOR VALET PARKING BUT THIS WILL BE MY REWARD FOR NOT MAKING A WAGER IN 3 WEEKS.JACK I THINK I WILL BE BACK IN ACTION TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK SMALL MONEY MAYBE 700 TO PLAY WITH I NEED A GOOD SPORTSBOOK LETS MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS BOYS.THIS IS ALL OUT WAR I AM GOING TO KICK SOME SPORTSBOOKS ARSE:moon: BOYS I NEED A BET I AM HAVING THE SHAKES :lol2 I WOULD USE BEVERLY HILLS BUT I WANT 10 CENT BASEBALL LINES HOWEVER I AM GOING TO USE THEM COME FOOTBALL SEASON SO (JUST-IN CASE YOU WANT TO FIGHT) MAKE SURE YOU GRANDFATHER ME INTO THE 15% BONUS COME AUGUST O.K. BUDDY I GRIN WHEN I WIN.

JACK THIS WEDNESDAY I AM SENDING OUT 700 CASH WESTERN UNION TAKING ONE SHOT AND TRY AND BUILD IT UP TO 10 DIMES THEN CASH OUT JACK WICH SPORTSBOOK DONT YOU LIKE AND YOU WANT ME TO BURY

 

[yyz]

We've got Jim
Always trying to hustle

Private Petey
Tryin' to flex that muscle

"K.O.D."
In a constant tussle.

And Buddy thinks
He's Nipsy Russell

 

[MadJack]

jim,

send it to gameday or vip or wwts or royal. i'll give you more later. send each 10 dimes

 

[beantownjim]

JACK I LEFT OUT ONE OTHER SMALL DETAIL.ON A HOT SUMMERS NIGHT I ALWAYS ENJOY A NICE (OPUS X) CIGAR WITH 5 OR 6 CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME BOYS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING, I DO THIS AT LEAST 3 NIGHTS A WEEK IN THE SUMMER I CANT SMOKE IN THE HOUSE BUT I HAVE A NICE SUN PORCH I LOOK AT MY NEIGHBORS WIFE WITH MY BINACULARS ITS GREAT NOBODY CAN SEE ME BUT I CAN SEE THEM:nono: I AM NOT A PEEPING TOM I CALL IT NEIGHBORHOOD PATROLLING

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger

 

[buddy]

 

[MadJack]

He's Nipsy Russell

ANOTHER good one!

"perfect"

 

[MadJack]

I CALL IT NEIGHBORHOOD PATROLLING

watch that weiner. LMFAO! "D

 

[MadJack]

hey bean!

gimme a call on my cell, ok?

LMAO!

 

[beantownjim]

JACK HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING OR SOMETHING YOUR IN A GIDDY MOOD TONIGHT I HOPE YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS LAST NIGHT BUT THE WAY YOUR ACTING I WOULD BET YOU TOUCHED THAT LITTLE WEINER LAST NIGHT:bsflag KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS JACK I AM A HETEROSEXUEL IF YOU WANT TO TALK DIRTY TONIGHT CALL SCOTTY BOY FROM ATLANTA.MY WIFE DOESNT LIKE ME TALKING TO STRANGE MEN JACK NO OFFENSE JACK I HAVE TO TAKE MY DOG FOR A WALK CALL ME LATER O.K. GOOD BUDDY MAYBE WE CAN TALK BEHIND NICK DOUGLAS'S BACK AGAIN HUH PAL.JACK I AM TRYING EVERYTHING WITH NICK HE JUST WONT QUIT HIS POSITION HERE AT MADJACKS I NEED THIS JOB JACK MY WIFE IS PRESSURING ME TO GET BACK INTO THE WORK FORCE.O.K. DEAR ILL BE RIGHT THERE I AM JUST SAYING GOODBYE TO JACK,BYE BOYS MY WIFE IS YELLING AT ME:argue: GOTTA GO

JACK ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER

 

[MadJack]

YOUR IN A GIDDY MOOD TONIGHT

too much wine sitting on the deck, i guess.

12-430, i guess i'll be looking like your 200# lobsters.

yes, i have another buzz.

but it's FUN!

 

[theGibber1]

WITH 5 OR 6 CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME BOYS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING

Ive got to hand it to Jim on this one.... on a hot day there is no better beer than corona... thats almost all i drink in the summer..

in the winter i drink guiness..


keep throwin down those ronas Jim.. dont let these keystone light drinkers get ya down..

 

[MadJack]

if i poured budweiser in your corona bottles (when you weren't looking), you boys wouldn't know the difference. i'm SURE of that!

as long as you had your "lime"

 

[theGibber1]

no way jack..

you so crazy..
have you ever even had corona??

granted bud.. bud light.. coors.. they all taste the same.. but my ronies are one of a kind.. ..

jeezzz i think ive had a few to many today... the hotter it gets the more i drink.. and its 96 degrees today in Okie land:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

no way jack..

you so crazy..
have you ever even had corona??

yes, it's water and that's the ONLY way you'd be able to tell. bud would knock you on your ass after drinking that chit.

listen to DSL above or drink some Mickey's.

 

[beantownjim]

JACK BOTTOM LINE MAYBE CORONA BEER SUCKS BUT ONCE YOU ADD THE EXTRA LIME ITS THE BEST TASTING DRINK IN THE WORLD ON A HOT DAY.ITS THE ONLY BEER YOU CAN ADD LIME TO AND MAKE THE BEER TASTE LIKE A LIME RICKY AND GET A GOOD BUZZ DRINKING IT. JACK DO ME A FAVOR GRAB A NICE CUBAN CIGAR AND AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME AND SIT DOWN ON YOUR DECK AND JUST LOOK AT THE STARS BUDDY BELIEVE ME YOU WILL THINK YOU ARE IN HEAVEN:drinky: I LOVE WHEN I SIP MY CORONA AND I PIECE OF LIME FALLS INTO MY MOUTH AND THEN I TAKE A PUFF OF MY (OPUS X) CIGAR.JACK WHEN YOU ORDER CORONA YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR EXTRA LIME THIS MAKES THE BEER ONCE YOU TRY IT YOU WILL BE HOOKED BELIEVE ME FELLAS

JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND