Bearded Clem's Week 9

[Clem D]

If you are here for sound football theory and Handicapping get the fcuk lost! If you are here to witness the rantings of a fat, bald, terminally married drunk guy you are in the right place. We have reached the midway point of the season and ol' Clem has nothing to show for it except 15 extra pounds from buffalo wings and beer. What have I learned so far? Never let my wife pick out the treats for the little monsters on halloween. What happens is you wind up with shit noone wants to eat and your house gets egged and toilet papered, and your car gets soaped up. Guess who gets to clean that up? Exactly my fat ass wife. That useless bitch better not colapse my ladder while she is hosing down the old homestead. Granola Bars? You don't give out fcuking Granola Bars. Wtf is the matter with people. I also learned you cant trust anyone these days. Not even my dog, Mans Best Freind is officially out of the closet after getting ass banged by my neighbors German Shepherd. My life is nothing but good times.

ytd 18-19-1
-440

Colts -6. Watch the vikings colapse in front of America. This team is going to run into a buzz saw and monday night is pepper steak night. Vikings and Tubby's peppersteak? Nickle

Saints +6.5
Someone break up the Chargers.. Don't worry Marty will. Deuce

Dolphins -3
dolphins are embarrassed and they suck. But who the fcuk are the cardinals.
3 beans

Eagles-1
The battle of future superbowl competitors
nah.. relax Ben is for real but the Eagles are the best team in football and the steelers will be a little high on themselves and flat as a pancake.

Good luck and piss in your wifes underwear drawer only when very drunk and can't find your bathroom.

 

[Clem D]

Tonight was supposed to be lasagna but the fat bitch forgot to get the mozzarella. The eagle bet above was for a deuce.

Good luck this weekend

 

[Sam]

agree 100% about indy, minny
i follow minny pretty closely, they are gonna get abused on monday

 

[MrChristo]

agree 100% about indy, minny
i follow minny pretty closely, they are gonna get abused on monday

I'm not so sure.

Minni have looked horrible last couple of weeks on offense, but Tice (and yeah, I do know he isn't exactly Einstein!) will be planning all week for no Moss.
I'm expecting to see a much more run oriented game by the Vikes with Smith, Moore, Williams, with only the occasional downfield pass to break things up.
There's no real reason why they can't control the ground game, imo....And their pass D is actually quite good....
...In fact, Minni in ahead of Indi in EVERY statistical category except run D. (allow 5 ypr to Indi 4.4)

I find it very tough to lay 6 to an Indi team who's defense IS this bad!! They allow 48.9% on 3rd downs and 305 passing ypg @ 7.72 ypp and 69.7%!!!
Min also have 18 sacks to their credit to Indi's paltry 4!

With all this talk of Minni's "usual" mid-season slump, I think they are good value in this game...esp if the line ticks up to 7, which I think it might.

Just some rambling thoughts! :142lmao:

 

[Trossi3389]

Tonight was supposed to be lasagna but the fat bitch forgot to get the mozzarella.

:142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao:

u kill me!!!

GL BRO!!!

 

[RIGHT SIDE]

GL with the plays Clem!!

 

[Clem D]

Chiefs/Bucs over 44.
Watch Priest Run Watch priest Catch Watch Priest Score


Watch Clem Cash

Nickle

 

[Irish]

Clem (+15) in the buffalo wing/ Beer catagory is not bad. Good luck this weekend

Cheers
Irish

 

[wox11]

FUNNY CHIT AS USUAL CLEM :142lmao:

GL ~ WHATS YOUR THOUGHTS ON BROWNS/RAVENS TONIGHT?

 

[Clem D]

I like the points in that game.

 

[wox11]

IM LOOKING AT THE MONEY LINE AS WELL

THANKS!!

 

[baby johnson]

tampon bay will surprise many as will philly

 

[RAYMOND]

gl today

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I like the under in the Minnesota/Baltimore game.

Ed

 

[MadJack]

I like the under in the Minnesota/Baltimore game.

Ed

who do you like in the cleveland/cleveland game?

 

[RexBudler]

who do you like in the cleveland/cleveland game?

:142lmao: :142lmao:

gl to you today Clem...go get em

 

[Eddie Haskell]

The Browns can't play the Browns you dolt. On Monday night the Vikings play the Colts. Jeez. Not only do you drive slow in the left lane, you don't know anything about football.

Eddie

 

[IntenseOperator]

GL Clem!

Maybe the wife should try French cuisine

 

[Clem D]

Thanks I O I will pass it on to her lawyer.

 

[Clem D]

Giants -9
for a deuce. Simply fading a a guy that is 19-4-1

Teaser Giants +1// Giants over 25// Tampa over 34.5
nickle

parlay gmen-9/ over 35/ tampa over/44.5
for a buck

Ok Im off to grab as much tits and ass as 33 bucks will allow!!!